Sandersides One Shots

Deceit x Remus (YES SHIP)

Deceit started for his room after a slightly long day, he fixed his hat and opened the door to see a trash bastard on his bed. Remus sat there and took a large bite out of the deodorant he was holding "heyyy De" He said. Deceit closed the door slowly and started to walk away. "Nuuuuu Deeee" he said trying to get him to stay. "You" Remus said as he rolled around on the bed playfully. Deceit walked out of the room. "NUUUUU DEEEE" he shouted in between laughing and chasing Deceit. Deceit ran to the kitchen. Remus ran after Deceit and jumped on top of him giggling. Deceit hissed at him. "Awww De stop it!!" Said Remus while patting his head. "Nuuuuu I don't wanna!!" He said hugging him. Deceit sighed, excepting his face "this ~is~ how I planned my night." "Come on!! It wayyyyy more compfy in your room and I want snuggles" Remus said pulling him towards Deceit's room. Deceit just went along with him, mumbling why me. "Yaayyy" he said jumping onto the bed pulling Deceit along with him. Deceit sat on his bed and reached for the remote. "Ohhh what are we gonna watch?" Remus asked excitedly. Deceit shrugged, turning on a random channel. "Hey De?" Remus said. "what do you need?" Deceit asks. "Can you please get snacks??!!" Remus asks. "no" deceit grabbed a pillow. "Pllleeeaaasssseeeeee????" Remus begged. Deceit sighed and got up to get snacks, coming back with chips and a single deodorant for Remus because he's a good friend. "THANK YOU!!!" Remus basically shouted eating the whole thing in about 3 bites. He nomed the chips "it's nothing..." "You're the best!!" Remus said hugging him again. Deceit smiled a little, watching the tv. Remus watched the tv as he tried to get comfy with Deceit. Deceit turned into a snek and slithered onto Remus' shoulders. Remus laughed and booped Deceit. Deceit blepped. Remus got himself comfy and soon was close to falling asleep. Snek had fallen asleep on Remus. "I love you" Remus said quietly and sleeply. Snek squeaked, but just curled around Remus and fell asleep. *timeskip to morning provided by a Patton punchline*
"Ugh" said Remus slowly sitting up in bed. Snek had fallen, but was still asleep. "Ah" Remus said realizing that Deceit fell, he booped him and said "good morning." Snek woke up, shifting back to human form. "Hey, did you sleep well?" Remus asked. Deceit nodded, stretching his arms slightly. "Good" Remus said, hugging him. Deceit smiled a little, slightly hugging back. "NOW! TIME FOR FOOD!!" Remus shouted as he ran to the pantry. Deceit ran after him. Remus was going through the pantry and looked sad "there is no more!!" He said. Deceit summoned him some deotorant. "Yaayyy!!!" Remus shouted "thanks De!!" He gave a smile, then tossed it to the couch "fetch-" Remus ran over and grabbed it eagerly, taking a bite, and sitting down on the couch. Deceit walked over to the couch, sitting down next to Remus. Remus hugged him while saying random ideas of stuff he could do that day. Deceit kissed him to shut him up, he hasn't forgotten about what Rem had said last night. Remus blushed and kissed back. Deceit pulled away and pat his head "i love you too, /dork/" Remus jumped on top of him and gave him a hug while giving De a kiss on his nose "You heard me didn't you!?" He asked. "maybe" Deceit smiled at him "also I called you a whale penis so-" Remus laughed and started to cuddle De "sooo boyfriends?" He asked. "I'd ~hate~ that" said Deceit. "Love you" Remus said resting in his arms. "Love you too, you trash child" Deceit said.