introduction to the church of cheese

the universe is round. god told me.

First things first,
DO NOT anger the dark lord
angering him will cost your entire life and cheese

Things that anger him:
- no cheese
- murder of his rat brethren
- turning over to dave

Secondly thing,
you must always sacrifice your cheese, so you will be spared from eternal destruction

dave is the preacher of light
he is the opposer of alex
but alex knows when you go against him
so don't talk to dave

honestly, I'm stuck in his rat cave
help me
please
wait
oH SHIT ITS HI-