It was a warm summer night. I was drinking Clorox and watching Danny DeVito's best moments, wondering if he'll ever notice me. I loved everything about him. He was the thiccest man I'd ever seen. I suddenly heard someone speak behind me.
"Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?"
It sounded strangely like Danny. I didn't understand, why would he be here, in my house? I looked at him.
"No, but you can give me something else~"
"Two eggs? You must be hungry."
We ended up eating 420 eggs. And a lot of bleach-
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