That's What I'm Tolkien About

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When you see a really short kid who was a huge jerk in school and you're all, "Shut up, go back to the Shire... If you know what I'm Tolkien about..."

@TheSalty knows what I'm Tolkien about, you know, Odin, future husband of Gandalf the Grace, ah but he must battle Tannerd, whom Grace likes equally. I should totally make that a book, now I'm just going on about inside jokes that no one will know... Heh, Grumpy Grace, she was so grumpy...

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