Y/n's POV
I woke up and felt like I got hit by a bus.
Y/n:Author...what...the...FUCK happened to me!
Disappointment(author):You overdosed and fell asleep.
Y/n:Where's Sexy Jeff?
Paul:Probably waiting for us..."
Two-Bit:No,I doubt it.She's probably talking to another creepy pasta.
Y/n:The fuck is a "Creepy pasta?"
Two-Bit:I don't fuckin' know."I got up and peered out the door and saw a woman talking to a cop.
Woman:He jumped out of the car and started shooting at her and then ran back this way and into that drugstore."the police officer slowly walked towards the door as I waited with Jerry,ready to swing.
Y/n:QUACK QUACK MOTHAFUCKA!!!!!"I ran out and ran down an alley.5 feet in front of me stood Sexy Jeff
SJ:I've been waiting...
Y/n:What's your name cumdumpster?"she looked angry but mumbled her name
Sexy Jeff:It's Jess the Killer"
Y/n:I'm Y/n!Wanna go smash?
She looked super confused
Y/n:Smash Bros! Hahahahahhaahahah I'm dead inside.
Paul:What'd I say?She was waiting
Y/n:Shut the fuck up Paul!
Jess through her knife at me and the blunt end hit my chin.
Y/n:Fuck you Jess."I chucked Two-Bit at her and it pinned her hood against the wall.
Y/n:Until next time ya bitch."I jogged away leaving Jess on the wall.
(You sang this while leaving)
2 Hours Later...
I got back to my apartment and made tea.I logged onto Minecraft (fuck fortnite)and booted up my favourite world...DeadWorld!Everything is dead.
In Game
ScaryLink Joined The Game
ScaryLink:What up Bitch?
420Fuck you joined the game
420Fuckyou:I need information about Creepy pastas
ScaryLink:No Fuck you
ScaryLink left the game
420Fuckyou left the game
I stood up and grabbed a bottle of Jack
Author:What'd I say about alcohol?
Y/n:Fuck you
Author:THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT!"(thank you ninja)
I chugged and fell asleep on the couch
Timeskip brought to you by drunk chibi Y/n sleeping
Jess POV
As soon as Y/n passed out,I broke the window with the blunt end of my knife and crawled through.I could see one of Slenda's tentacles squiggle past me and pick up Y/n and drag him out.
He was a fucktard but damn was he hot.
To Be Continued...
