Y/n POV You know,I've been waiting for your reader ass for what,12 days?!Jesus fuck dude!Anyway,I was on my way to go find someone,record me murdering them and then throwing it at a kid but,I just realized that I had no mask or catchphrase. Every good bad guy has one.I looked around and saw a duck mask laying on the ground. "Ha!Quack Quack Motherfucker."I looked in the distance and realized I just found a mask and a catchphrase. DuckMan...The First One. I could already tell I was gonna have fun "Because Girls Just Wanna Have FFFffuUuuUuUunnNnNnN"I sang extremely off key and amazing. Random Kid"Jesus Christ!Shut up!"I looked over and saw a little shit so I picked up Two Bit and chucked it at his face.Blood seeped from his throat as he slowly bled out. Y/n:"Where's my whiskey you author fuck?" Author:Your 18 boy.No alcohol for you. Y/n:Fuckin' author taking my whiskey..." A crash came from a window along with a scream. ???:Go to SLEEP! I climbed up and saw a girl getting her face carved by...sexy Jeff The Killer? The crazy turns around and stared into my soul. Y/n:You got any whiskey?Or any alcohol for that matter?"she looked confused ???:You're not scared?" Y/n:Maybe that I'm gonna die of a heart attack of how thiccccc your ass is!High Five Author!" Author:Go suck a dick." Y/n:Fuck you then" ???:Who are you talking t-"I cut off her sentence by throwing my screwdriver at her nose. ???:Ah!My nose!Come here you little shit!"I sped out the window and hit a wall.I ran into the street and quickly pulled a guy out of his car.
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She jumped on top of the car and started stabbing the roof. Y/n:Gas Gas Gas!You Gotta Step On The Gas!"I drove faster than I jerked off.Her knife was halfway through my roof. Y/n:Wow your really good at penetrating me.Get cause like sex and ya...I'll leave."I jump out of the car and fire at Sexy Jeff.I started running the other way but was then tackled down,my face was touching something...squishy? Sexy Jeff:I'll kill you! Y/n:Nice boobs...what's your name?"I could see her blushing.She stuttered and I took the chance to kick her in the stomach and start running. Paul:She's gonna catch up. Jim:Shut up Paul! Two-Bit:Anybody want cake? Jerry:We're voices in Y/n's head.We can't eat. Y/n:Shut up all of you!"I got to a drug store and grabbed a whole bunch of random shit and put it in my mouth.I cut my arm and used my blood as water to wash it down. Y/n:Don't do drugs kids!" ------------------------------------------------- That's the end o chapter one of meh story I hoped you enjoyed and until next time,Don't smoke weed.BYE!
