Ken. Go Fuck Yourself.

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Ken Has Created An Unamed Chat.
Ken Has Added Zoey and 14 Others.
Sherry: What is this? A chat for peasants?
Zoey: Ahem.
Sherry: My bad. Apologies.
Zoey: Mhm.
Blake: Oo! This seems fun!!
Kate: LMAO IT'S THE SLUTTY TODDLER!
Liam: You must have a death wish.
Kate: S O R R Y
Kate: Don't choke me please ;w;
Eagle: All of you...what the fuck is this..
Emmy: I'm not sure...
Galaxy: Who's responsible for this?
Ken: Oh—hi :3
Candy: I'm leaving.
Candy Has Left The Chat.
Ken Has Added Candy To The Chat.
Candy: Bro
Candy Has Left The Chat.
Ken Has Added Candy To The Chat.
Candy: Inhale
Candy: I'm going to bed.
Galaxy: I'll be there in five minutes.
Annie: ARE
Kate: YOU
Ken: TWO
Annie: GOING
Kate: TO
Ken: FUCK?!
Galaxy: Fuck no.
Haiyū: I hate you all. Just thought I should make it known.
Blake: :<
Luke: IS THIS A CHAT? SWEET!
Jack: Luke. All capitals isn't necessary.
Luke: Right, my bad!
Shawn: Who The fuck—
Emmy: Language.
Liam: Whom the fuck.
Emmy: No—
Blake: Who took my paint...
Liam: @Kate Your dead meat.
Kate: Hehe!
Ken: Michael Jackson ass bitch
Cass: PFFFFFT
Blake: Who's Michael Jackson?
Liam: Do you remember the guy that walked backwards? With the ponytail?
Blake: Oh yeah! :D
Blake: He wore a nice suit :>
Eagle: I swear to god if any of you taint this precious child—
Ken:
Annie:
Kate:
Liam: I will destroy anyone who does :)
Zoey: Jesus Christ...
Candy: Sh
Candy: Nap-time
Sandra: Gather round' children. I'll read you a story.
Blake: Oh! Oh! Can I do it?
Sandra: Go ahead. Read us one of your fairytales.
Blake: Annie told me this one :>
Blake: Once upon a time...
Blake: Slutty-Locks was skipping through the forest, she stopped at a nearby stripper club. She entered only to find three bottles of wine. One was cold. One was hot. And one was room temperature. She grabbed the cold one and chugged it. Along with the others. She then headed to the bedrooms around back and layed down. Soon a man named Papa came in and ate her out. The end!
Blake: It sounded kinda like Goldie-Locks to me..I don't even know what half of that stuff in the story is though...
Sherry: Does anyone else hear gagging?
Eagle: Liam is choking Annie :)
Blake: LIAM! NO!!
Liam: Fine.
Annie: Thank you.
Ken: Anyways, time for nicknames!!
Sandra Has Changed The Chat Name To 'Prison'.
Ken: Basically.
Ken: Actually I have a really good idea.
Ken: Your names will be your secrets ;)
Ken: Then I'll change them to your actual nicknames.
Liam: Great -.-
Ken Has Changed 16 Names.
I Wear Dresses When I'm Alone: Why this secret??
I Went To The ER Because I Had A Vibrator Stuck In My Butt: I dunno
I Wear Dresses When I'm Alone: How did you even know ;-;
I Went To The ER Because I Had A Vibrator Stuck In My Butt: I just did.
I Have Wet Dreams About Blake: The person above me is Ken.
I Went To The Er Because I Had A Vibrator Stuck In My Butt: Damn
I Went To The Er Because I Had A Vibrator In My Butt Changed Their Name To; CinnamonToastKen.
Me And Galaxy Have 'Study Sessions' But I'm Really Just Blowing Him: Who the hell has wet dreams about Blake?! Also how do you know this?
I Think Shawn Looks Hot When He Wears My Jacket: That's Candy, isn't it?
I Think Shawn Looks Hot When He Where's My Jacket: Also I don't think that! I just..happen to look at him..a lot..
I Stole A Pair Of Candy's Boxers: Candy? Is that really you ;-;
Me And Galaxy Have 'Study Sessions' But I'm Really Just Blowing Him: Mhm. Sorry to expose us like that babe.
I Stole A Pair Of Candy's Boxers: It's fine.
I Stole A Pair Of Candy's Boxers: Wait
Me And Galaxy Have 'Study Sessions' But I'm Really Just Blowing Him: Wait
I Wear Lingerie Panties: You two are dating?? :D
I Stole A Pair Of Candy's Boxers: Mhm..it's out now.
CinnamonToastKen Has Changes Two Names.
Big Dipper ;): Sigh. Thanks, I hate it.
Candy Floss: It could be worse.
My Dog Ate Me Out Before: Lmao G A Y
I Used To Have A Crush On Liam: Lmao who's dog ate them out?
My Dog Ate Me Out Before: If you tell me who you are, I'll tell you who I am.
I Used To Have A Crush On Liam: Kate
My Dog Ate Me Out Before: Annie
CinnamonToastKen Has Changed Two Names.
I Have Wet Dreams About Blake: I didn't know you used to feel that way about me.
I Have Wet Dreams About Blake: Wait
Skrrt Skrrt Woman: HOLY SHIT?!
Mia Khalifa: AND YOU CALL ME A PERVERT?!
CinnamonToastKen Has Changed One Name.
Marceline: Mother fucker.
I Wear Lingerie Panties: You dream about me? :D
I Think Shawn Looks Hot When He Wears My Jacket: Not in a good way sweety..
CinnamonToastKen Has Changed One Name.
Princess Bubblegum: Liam! Look! We match!! :D
Marceline: Yup...
Mia Khalifa: Wait?! The slutty toddler wears panties?!
CinnamonToastKen: It's hot, I know
Princess Bubblegum: I don't like boxers is all..
I Once Put Cum In My Cookies And Gave Them To Emmy: Is @I Think Shawn Looks Hot When He Wears My Jacket Luke?
I Think Shawn Looks Hot When He Wears My Jacket: Yeah..
I Wear Dresses When I'm Alone: o///o
I Think Shawn Looks Hot When He Wears My Jacket: Red? Is that you?
I Wear Dresses When I'm Alone: It's SHAWN. But yeah...o//o
CinnamonToastKen Has Changed Two Names.
I'M A GOOFY GOOBER: I actually don't hate it, thanks
Sandy Cheeks: Go fuck yourself.
I Broke My Arm Trying To Talk To Birds: WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS?!
Mia Khalifa: O
Mia Khalifa: M
Mia Khalifa: G
Mia Khalifa: Eagle is that you 😂😂😂
I Broke My Arm Trying To Talk To Birds: Yeah..it's me..
CinnamonToastKen: I was there lmao
CinnamonToastKen: He fell out of the tree and broke it
CinnamonToastKen Changed One Name.
Hawks From BNHA: Burn
I Only Wear Heels Because I'm Short: I can't believe I share a room with an idiot like that.
I Only Wear Heels Because I'm Short: Wait
Skrrt Skrrt Woman: I knew it!
CinnamonToastKen Changed One Name.
Juliet: How original.
CinnamonToastKen: W A I T
CinnamonToastKen Has Changed One Name.
Romeo: It's better than before..
Juliet: I hope your neck breaks.
I Once Left A Baby At The Mall: I REMEMBER DOING THIS AND I STILL FEEL BAD!
Marceline: That's Emmy.
CinnamonToastKen Has Changed One Name.
BabySitterClub: Ken...
BabySitterClub: Also, is Cass @I Once Put My Cum In Cookies And Gave Them To Emmy?
I Once Put My Cum In Cookies And Gave Them To Emmy: Yeah..
BabySitterClub: I knew those tasted weird...
CinnamonToastKen Has Changed One Name.
Mr.Krabbs: Why are you filling this chat up with spongebob characters ;-;
CinnamonToastKen: I dunno ;-;
My Toilet Has Diamonds Engraved Into It: How do you know this?
CinnamonToastKen: I had to go to the bathroom like—really bad ;-;
My Toilet Has Diamonds Engraved Into It: So you used mine?!
BabySitterClub: That's Sherry.
CinnamonToastKen Has Changed One Name.
Queen Of Hearts: Peasant.
I Broke My Ankle While Walking Down The Stage: I hate you. Really.
CinnamonToastKen: Mhm
Princess Bubblegum: That's Zoey then! :)
CinnamonToastKen Has Changed One Name.
Emma Ross: Rot
CinnamonToastKen: Welp! That's everyone! Goodnight!
Blake Is My Favorite Child: Ahem.
CinnamonToastKen: Oh hi ;w;
CinnamonToastKen Has Changed One Name.
Mrs. Frizzle: I can live with it.
Princess Bubblegum: We're making dinner everyone! What do you want to eat?
Marceline: You
Marceline Has Deleted One Message.
Mia Khalifa: DANG IT I MISSED IT!
Skrrt Skrrt Woman: I got it screen shotted ;)
Marceline: Die
Princess Bubblegum: ;-;
Mia Khalifa And 15 Others Have Gone Offline.

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