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Sex Jokes

CinnamonToastKen Has Added Princess Bubblegum To The Chat.
CinnamonToastKen: Welcome Back.
Princess Bubblegum: I don't understand why I was removed in the first place...
Marceline And 12 Others Are Now Online.
Mia Khalifa: Oh, your innocent?
Marceline: Shut up...
Mia Khalifa: Fine Fine...
Skrrt Skrrt Woman: YOU WERE REMOVED FOR MAKIN LIAM'S HEART BEAT 100 TIMES PER MINUTE~!
Princess Bubblegum: OH MY GOSH! LIAM ARE YOU OKAY?! WHAT DID I DO?! SOMEONE, HELP!
Marceline: Princess, you did nothing, I'm completely fine..
CinnamonToastKen: I have a joke.
CinnamonToastKen: This little boy bet this little girl she couldn't climb up the pole for 10 dollars, so she did. He gave her the money. She went home and told her mom and the mom said, 'Honey, he's just trying to see your underwear. She went to school and he bet her she couldn't for 20 dollars, she did, he gave her the money. She went home and told her mom. The mom said, 'Honey, He just wants to see your underwear...' so this time she went back and he bet her 40 dollars she couldn't she did, and he gave her the money. She went home and told her mom. The mom said, 'He just wants to see your underwear..' the little girl replied with, 'nuh-uh..I pulled a fast one on him, I wasn't wearing any underwear!'
Mia Khalifa: LMAO
Skrrt Skrrt Woman: Lol, I got one
Skrrt Skrrt Woman: These three guys were stranded in the woods, starving. They came across this old cottage. An old woman came out and they said, 'Do you have any food? We're starving!' The woman replied with, 'I'll give you food if one of you has sex with me.' The first guy said he would. He flipped off the switch and grabbed some corn and used that, after they were done, he threw it out of the window. The woman said, 'if you do it again, you can have more.' So the guy agreed and did the same thing over again. After they were done, they went outside and the guy went, 'Okay, we can have food now.' And the other to said, 'no need, we found some buttery corn outside the window.'
CinnamonTostKen: Omg
Mia Khalifa: That sounds like something Blake would say
Princess Bubblegum: What sounds like something I would say?
Mia Khalifa: Scroll up
Marceline: DON'T
Princess Bubblegum: Huh?
Marceline: Don't scroll up. Mute the chat and come hangout with me.
Princess Bubblegum: Oh..
Princess Bubblegum: Alright.
Princess Bubblegum Has Gone Offline.
Mia Khalifa: Come On Liam. Loosen up!
Skrrt Skrrt Woman: Yeah, you have a dirty mind like the rest of us!
CinnamonToastKen: Besides Blake
Mia Khalifa: I think he's just a silent pervert.
Marceline: No. He's not.
CinnamonTostKen: Do you have any jokes?
Marceline: No
Skrrt Skrrt Woman: You gotta have some!
Marceline: I don't.
Mia Khalifa: You do! Pleaaaase say it!
Marceline: Fine
BabySitterClub: Softy
Marceline: Shut it.
Marceline: A dad was listening to his daughter pray. She said 'Bless mommy, bless daddy, bless grandma, goodbye grandpa.' The dad was obviously freaked out and the next day he got a call grandpa had a heart attack. A few weeks later he was listening again and she said 'Bless mommy, bless daddy, goodbye grandma.' The next day the dad got a call that grandma had died of cancer. A few months later, he listened in again and this time she said, 'Bless mommy, goodbye daddy.' And the dad went to work nervous all day. When he got home he was completely fine, and he saw his wife in the kitchen. 'Honey, you would not believe the day I had.' The dad started, but the mom cut him off and said, 'Me too! The mailman collapsed on the porch today. We called an ambulance and everything.'
Mia Khalifa: O
CinnamonToastKen: M
Skrrt Skrrt Woman: G
Mia Khalifa: HE ACTUALLY DID IT?!
CinnamonToastKen: I DIDN'T EXPECT HIM TO DO IT?!
Skrrt Skrrt Woman: JEEZ
Mia Khalifa: Can I go now?
Marceline: I'm tired, so sure.
Marceline Has Gone Offline.
Mia Khalifa: Right
Mia Khalifa: This kid took a worm out of the ground and bet his grandpa 10 bucks he could put it back. The grandpa said, 'Okay.' And the little boy went inside and got hairspray. The grandpa doubted it, because it was to wiggly and wouldn't stop, but the boy sprayed the worm and put it back. The grandpa gave him the 10 dollars. Later, the boy was taking a nap and the grandpa woke him up and gave him another 10. The boy said, 'Grandpa..You already gave me my money.' The boy yawned. The grandpa responded with, 'Oh no, this is from your grandma.'
CinnamonToastKen: MOTHER FUCKER
Mrs. Frizzle: Okay-Okay that's enough
Mrs. Frizzle: Go to bed. Now.
Skrrt Skrrt Woman: Fine, M O M
CinnamonToastKen And 14 Others Have Gone Offline.