Drv4 Chatfic Story

Who The Hell Is Fucking

Mrs. Frizzle: I must ask whoever is doing the deed, please keep your voices down
Skrrt Skrrt Woman: Lmao like they'd check their phone during that
Mr. Krabbs: They might ;-;
Sandy Cheeks: -Cry's In Gay-
I'M A GOOFY GOOBER: -Cry's In Spanish-
Mia Khalifa: That's gay :)
Skrrt Skrrt Woman: Your Gay
Mia Khalifa: Only for you~
Marceline: G A G
Skrrt Skrrt Woman: Fuck off
Mia Khalifa: -Screech's Loudly-
CinnamonToastKen: That's kinky
Princess Bubblegum: Hello everyone!
Mia Khalifa: We get it, your gay
Princess Bubblegum: Huh?
Marceline: Death wish? =)
Big Dipper ;): I have one
Candy Floss: Do you need to talk?
Big Dipper ;): Yeah...
BabySitterClub: Isn't everyone here Gay?
Mrs. Frizzle: I'm not.
Mia Khalifa: So everyone's a bendy ruler besides mom
CinnamonToastKen: A H E M
Skrrt Skrrt Woman: I wanna know who's fucking
Marceline: It's none of you business.
Skrrt Skrrt Woman: So it's you~
Marceline: No.
Mia Khalifa: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
CinnamonToastKen: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Skrrt Skrrt Woman: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
BabySitterClub: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Candy Floss: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Big Dipper ;): ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Princess Bubblegum: I don't understand what it means but— ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Juliet: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Romeo: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
CinnamonToastKen: Oh so it's not you two ;-;
Skrrt Skrrt Woman: Sorry then ;-;
Mia Khalifa: I'm not sorry :)
I'M A GOOFY GOOBER: So who's creamin'?
Sandy Cheeks: The way you say it is so weird..
Ally: You think I don't know that.
Austin: Lol
Princess Bubblegum: Creaming?
Marceline: Not important.
Princess Bubblegum: Okay! ;D
Mia Khalifa: Please don't use the winky face
Princess Bubblegum: :(
Juliet: Use this one: :3
Princess Bubblegum: That looks like Ken's face! :3
CinnamonToastKen: Lmao
Skrrt Skrrt Woman: The worst part is, I see it
Mia Khalifa: Is nobody gonna talk about how Luke calls cum, "Cream pie"
Ally: He doesn't like to say words like that directly, or he turns deep red and starts stuttering.
Sandy Cheeks: I think it's adorable
Mia Khalifa: You think anything your boyfriend does is adorable.
Marceline:
Big Dipper ;):
Skrrt Skrrt Woman:
CinnamonToastKen: I have something to say about Luke lol
Ally: Shoot
CinnamonTostKen: We were talking and I asked what would happen if you didn't use a condom, and he said, "There'd probably be a baby bun in the oven."
Mia Khalifa: That fucking adorable
Skrrt Skrrt Woman: Like you ;3
Marceline: G A G
CinnamonToastKen: On What?
Marceline: Die
CinnamonToastKen: G l a d l y
Mia Khalifa: Wanna hear about the time I got a electric toothbrush stuck up my ass?
Marceline: No
CinnamonToastKen: Yes
Mia Khalifa: I'd say it, but Liam would kill me lmao
Mia Khalifa: Speaking Of Liam, how's your boy toy~?
CinnamonToastKen: ;)
Juliet: I'll chop your dick off
Romeo: I don't think he's kidding
Emma Ross: You guys are annoying.
Queen Of Hearts: Thankfully, someone said it before I did.
Mr. Krabbs: ...
Juliet: They're just lucky I'm not near them.
Romeo: Yeah, because your sitting on my lap~
Mia Khalifa: E X P O S E D
Skrrt Skrrt Woman: Check yourself before you wreck yourself
CinnamonToastKen: ;)
Juliet: He's holding me down.
Romeo: You mean you crawled onto my lap and nuzzled into my neck.
Juliet: ...
BabySitterClub: DAMN
BabySitterClub: HAIYŪ JUST SLAPPED HIM
Skrrt Skrrt Woman: GUTS
Mia Khalifa: R E S P E C T
Austin: I have a issue
Romeo: We may have a solution.
Austin: Okay, Jack is laying on me on the couch and it's super cute and his hair smells super good and I really really like him
I'M A GOOFY GOOBER: Is he awake
Austin: No
I'M A GOOFY GOOBER: So, wrap your arms around his waist and put him near the inside of the couch
Skrrt Skrrt Woman: How do you know that?
I'M A GOOFY GOOBER: He's my brother, he only falls asleep on people he trusts.
CinnamonToastKen: ooooo~ ;)
Mia Khalifa: ;3
Skrrt Skrrt Woman: Welp, I'm bored
Mia Khalifa: If the life of the party is leaving, I  am too UwU
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