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'bro what if we were living in a story' 'you mean like sims? - in which the glc lives through a book because they have yet to meet :(

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by gaylampshadecult

GAY LAMPSHADE CULT

LEX ( flexy lexy 😎✊ )
ALI ( ali-en 👽 )
AVA ( gayvuh 🏳️‍🌈 )
JANNA ( janna banana 🥺 )
MAE ( daniel's wife 🤡 )

ali-en 👽
guys did you hear about the Area 51 thing

janna banana 🥺
ye

daniel's wife 🤡
yeah

gayvuh 🏳️‍🌈
um

flexy lexy 😎✊
yes

ali-en 👽
well you know how theres like aliens and stuff there

janna banana 🥺
,,,

ali-en 👽
like actual ali-ens

ali-en 👽
hehe

daniel's wife 🤡
thats your new contact name

janna banana 🥺
im changing it right now

ali-en 👽
oh-

ali-en 👽
sigh

ali-en 👽

daniel's wife 🤡
no u

ali-en 👽
no me

ali-en 👽
wait-

daniel's wife 🤡
ali is : dumb

janna banana 🥺
wbk

ali-en 👽
LEXIEEEEEEE THEY'RE BULLYING ME

ali-en 👽
STOP ADULTING AND HELP ME

flexy lexy 😎✊
im at work

ali-en 👽
1 Voice Message - 0:03
(you guys are mean bullies)

ali-en 👽
1 Voice Message - 0:02
(also RING RING)

daniel's wife 🤡
wha

janna banana 🥺
ali called me 3 times

janna banana 🥺
"stop answering the fucking phone just let me leave a voicemail" 😔

ali-en 👽
yes because unlike you whores I actually have a r⃣e⃣a⃣s⃣o⃣n⃣a⃣b⃣l⃣e⃣ voicemail

daniel's wife 🤡
i changed mine😌👋

ali-en 👽
I STILL DO

flexy lexy 😎✊
is a bop

janna banana 🥺
i havent heard it yet

ali-en 👽
janna is a fake limelight

daniel's wife 🤡
a conspiracy

ali-en 👽
plot twist it's not a
conspiracy it's just true

janna banana 🥺
i

ali-en 👽
where's gayvuh

flexy lexy 😎✊
dead

ali-en 👽
hm

ali-en 👽
grrrrrrr😡

ali-en 👽
AVA

daniel's wife 🤡
this is when i block ali

ali-en 👽
NO

ali-en 👽
I'M SORRY

ali-en 👽
but where is she

gayvuh 🏳️‍🌈
dead

ali-en 👽
AVA

ali-en 👽
i wanted to tell you
something but i forgot :/

ali-en 👽
therefore

ali-en 👽
RING RING

janna banana 🥺
NO

flexy lexy 😎✊
im on the phone
with my mom

ali-en 👽
losers

gayvuh 🏳️‍🌈
"you don't deserve happiness.
okay. i love you, goodbye"

ali-en 👽
:)

ali-en 👽
i'm bored so i call you
guys as a hobby

janna banana 🥺
it's an odd one

AUTHOR SPEAKS !
hi hi hi hi hi I got bored so I wrote this when I say I I mean I as is mE aLI and like half of this actually happened hehe