The Adventure of Twinkie

The Run Away

     As I jumped out of the car, I saw that Amanda ( my owner ) wasn't looking and there was a red-light. Hey, I would have barked, and guess what would happen if they didn't listen? Yup, I would go SPLAT! EWW!!! Hi. My name is Twinkie. I'm what you call a Pug. Yep, I'm a dog. I'm a 1 year old in human years and a 4 year old in dog years. I was born in Pennsylvania. I have an issue, and that issue is that I have always been the tall one, and brownish color. There are only 4 colors of pugs, Fawn ( white ), black pug,silver pug, and apricot pug, and I match none. I have 3 owners, Zack ( a 10 year old ), John  (dad), and Amanda ( the mom ). I don't like talking about who l like the most, but maybe Zack. He cares about me more, and he's funny. But I'm the funniest. Before I go on, I want to tell you about Pooch. Pooch, is the god of dogs. Pooch is the one dogs say, the creator of the universe. He made dogs and E monsters. E monsters, are like humans. When there's a war, there like soldiers that work the tanks, and planes. The dogs can use guns, rocket launchers, bows, and other objects. E monsters can hear the dogs when they talk, too. Since we are getting a little off topic, let me tell you about some history of my family. One day, Zack was sitting on the couch. It was MY territory! So I got pay back. I jumped him like I were to play basketball, did a karate move, and did a 360 ( no scope, yeah, I said it! ). Well, kind of a 360. My butt slammed to his face and BOOM! His head not only got slammed by my beauty-ist maximus, his head slammed into the wall as if someone were to throw a brick at is head. And one time, one time one time, I, one time, ok I'll stop. We, Zack, Amanda, and John, went to a fancy restaurant. Well, I'm swagalicous, but I'm not fancy. So they brung me to the restaurant, and when I got there, I tried so hard to be mature and fancy, Amanda and John were impressed. Then, I heard Amanda talking about how mature I am, and then I lost it. I get kra kra when someone talks about how awesome and cool I am, but they say it like they finally notice me in the crib. Literally. So I barked and barked, screamed and screamed, and when I get nervous or mad, I POOP! '' NO NO, TWINKIE!!!'' both parents said. Zack just put his hands on his head in disgrace.

I was a little sad when we got home, John said to me, ''You forget to be mature, I forget to feed you.'' I didn't feel that bad because John always feels sympathetic so when he told me that, I only missed a meal. So he didn't really forget to feed me. OK fine, I'll get to the topic. Feisty people these days. As I ran, I thought I was going to find Pugtropolis. Home of the dogs who ran away from there owners because of specific reasons. Like pretend your a dog, your owner abuses you, so you run away. Since you did it for a good reason, Pooch will send someone to take you to Pugtropolis. I heard it was the happiest place a dog can be at. They called it PUG tropolis because Pugs are a symbol, a symbol of victory. Some say calling it Pugtropolis actually saved them in WW1. You see, every time there is a war in the human war, it HAS to effect Pugtropolis. That's the biggest war the pugs had against the cows. The story goes like this. In a different world called Caluptagora, the one where Pooch was born, a scientist named Gerold Cow, made a invention to make a signal to see if there was any life on this universe except there's. They got a signal from a different planet and Gerold told them where there at and all. They spoke the same language, surprisingly, and then a month later, the Bos Primigenius, they call there selves, arrived. But not a friendly approach. They used there laser eyes to shoot down buildings and all. Pooch brought others to go on a secret space ship and they later found a place, with perfect distance from the sun, and they started there world from there. The cows, were now the name of them, because of the person that brung them there. The cows have brung danger. They found the place Pooch has found, which they called Earth, and cursed it. They added diseases, viruses, infections, death In painful ways ( drowning, shot by a gun ,ect. ), pollution, and most importantly, humans. The Earth use to be every property of the dogs, but when humans came, there were bad people. They cut trees, killed animals, and worst. So it forced them to scooch into a land, like if you sat next a fat person, he will take a lot of space, and will force you to move. So they made a place named Pugtropolis. So, back to the story, I don't know if I'll find Pugtropolis. But for some reason, I feel like I don't belong to humans. They don't appreciate me. I love my family as much as the next guy, wait, there's no next guy, NNNOOOO! Hopefully no one gets hurt from the crash. I feel, whats that word? Gity,Gilty,Gulty,Guty? Guilty. Thats the word. As I run, I don't feel like myself. I feel like I will never feel love again. I have to find Pugtropolis.