The Adventure of Twinkie

I Chat with Chihuahua's

          As I ran in the forest,I ran and ran feeling very dehydrated and BOOM! SPLAT! ''EWW!!!''It sounded like a tiny voice. I felt like I was going to pass out from running, and bumping onto a tiny little creature.'' Watch it, Pug!'' one said. ''wait, HE IS A PUG!!!'' the other one said. I still was in a daze but I saw two Chihuahua's. ''he might be the Pug of the Prophecy! Remember, a Pug will meet a Chihuahua! We already got Jack, Clara, and Jessie! If I'm right, we need 3 more!'' One of the Chihuahua's said.'' Well, if this is the one, we better get him to Pugtropolis before those evil cows get there hands on him!'' the second one said. Right when I thought I was going to pass out, 5 cows jumped out of the bushes and captured the Chihuahua's like capturing a turtle. Not Ninja Turtle's, though. The cows are pretty fast if you tell me. And right there, I said '' NO NO! DA POPO!...COME AT ME, PO!!!'' I was dizzy and tired, so maybe that's why it came out in the wrong time. Or did it. The cows laughed there hearts out and gave the Chihuahua's enough time to escape, leaving the cows laughing on the ground.

''Wait for me!'' I told the Chihuahua's. I heard the first Chihuahua whisper to the second, '' Should we leave him? Because he has a powerful scent.'' I looked at them awkwardly, and said '' Oh, I guess my cologne and deodorant don't work.'' The first Chihuahua said '' No, stupid. A powerful scent which brings the cows.'' Hey, I didn't take the insult seriously, because I smell good, and I know that Chihuahua's are feisty. I also know the story how the cows turned them to jumping dogs. In WW1, General Pugger had trained his army, the Chihuahua group, into full time warriors. They were the strongest in the army. Then, Pugtropolis had a huge battle in Ohio with the frogs and monkeys ( one of the cows allies ), which hurt the pugs really bad.  So General Pugger said,'time to end this!'. He sent out the Chihuahua's to destroy the base, which will cause a distraction, and get them surrounded. He wanted the war to be quick, anyway. General Pugger always had a problem. He wanted EVERYTHING to be quick, like the war. Just like his food, work, and his poop. The Chihuahua's failed on what they were suppose to do. Cows captured them and put them in there prison. Which was 200,000 Chihuahua's in there prison! But instead of killing them, they brainwashed them to jump attack any living thing. So the cows brung them back to Pugtropolis, and, you know...They destroyed everything. So I kept my distance from the Chihuahua's, because that means 200,000 Chihuahua's are still in the world that jump attack. Hopefully, there will be no war against chihuahuas and humans.'' So, why didn't you guys laugh at my joke? And whats your guys'es names?'' I told the Chihuahua's. '' I'm Bob. Leader of Chihuahua's.'' Bob said. I tried not to laugh at that name. '' And I'm Joe.'' Joe said. My face was turning red. And then my face stopped turning red when Bob said,''And if your wondering why we weren't laughing at your joke, none of your earwax'' and then Joe said ''And get use to it. No one's going to laugh at those pathetic jokes. Pugtropolis is not all sunshine lollipops and rainbows--'' '' I know that song to!'' I told Joe. '' Well, no one's going to laugh at those jokes. And you might not be the one of the Prophecy. You definitely do not look 'all mighty and powerful'' Joe said. I couldn't believe what Joe just said. How can't Pugtropolis be all happy and fum, er, fun.'' Fine, I will not pick your earwax.'' I told them. '' Idiot. We are not going to laugh at that one either.'' Bob said. After 30 minutes of no talk, Joe said,'' Don't you look a little tall to be a Pug?'' Then Bob said, ''And a little dark. I don't think there is a brown color in the Pug group. And I know why he's to tall, because WE ARE SMALL!'' I didn't pay attention to them, because all I thought about was there's got to be a person that laughs at my jokes. There's got to.