The Adventure of Twinkie

My MOM!!!

Bob and Joe did something I least expected them to do. Well, I would least expected to smile and laugh...While twerking. Hey, Pugs like twerking, but if someone else does it, no way Jose! The only person we don't mind twerking, is the twerking goddess, Miley Cyrus! But they handcuffed me! They put me to the ground and while they did, they called more soldiers.Then I said something terribly wrong.'' If I'm not the one of Prophecy,'all mighty and powerful', why are you doing this?'' I told the pack of Chihuahua's. Joe said '' Impressive. We handcuffed you because my orders say you do not look like a pug, you might be an invader, or a Puggle. I hope your a invader. Not only we get to kill you.... Well, impressive. You might have some little Chihuahua in your Genes.'' I looked awkwardly again and said, ''Oh no. I'm not a kidnapper. Why would I put an Innocent Chihuahua in my pants? I don't even where Jeans!'' I just lost my reputation. Bob then mumbled '' Idiot.''

After a mile of walking silently, I saw the most beautiful thing I would ever see in my entire life. If you had a camera, you would take a billion pictures. If you had enough storage. But I don't think you'll forget this moment anyway. I knew it was Pugtropolis, well not only from the billboard. Pugtropolis was the most beautiful place I've seen in my life. The sidewalks gleamed with gold, reminding me of The Wizard of Oz. ''Follow the yellow brick road.'' the fairy in the bubble would say. But seriously, the sidewalk was pretty wicked. And in the middle of Pugtropolis, was not only the billboard, under it was the town. The largest spacing. The house's looked more like mansions, though. They had, ok, lets do this. They had bowling, water-parks, arcades, roller coasters, festivals, DUNKIN DONUTS,Little Cesar ( PIZZAPIZZA ), Bouncy house, stores, and more! There was a restaurant called Doggy Dinner Diner,  and it had Chinese food, American food, Alaskan food, Canadian food, Russian food, European food, and other kinds! And for deserts, Raptaria's ice cream doggy treats!!! If you don't know who is Raptaria is, she is the BEST desert maker in history! Better than Mrs. Fields! Rumors say that Raptaria's owner was Mrs. Fields herself. And the Arcade, OH MA GOD! DUUUDDE!!! Its HUGE   ( that's what she said! ) , but maybe huger than huge! The story says that the arcade is enchanted. It has every arcade game IN THE WORLD, and when a new game comes out, It pop's right in the Pugtropolis arcade. It also has futuristic games, ones that havn't been made yet. And just to tell you, I'm not a shopping kind of person, but when I saw the shop, maybe I'll shop for about 2 hours. There were also museums like the Planetarium, water animal museums, Dinosaur museums, human museums ( lol you guys have dog museums, we got human ones, ) , and more! But something was awkward in this town, there were people constructing titanium walls, there were machine guns everywhere, and there were tons of tanks with pugs on them as if Pugtropolis was going in war. Then Bob and Joe unhand cuffed me. ''Run, be free! Shoo! SCRAM!'' Bob said. And so I did.

 14 hours. That's how long I've been playing. EVERYTHING. I was counting. Life was great at that time, but if I had friends, it would be the best day of my life. I tried to make friends with people, but they rather be very nervous around me, scream and run away, or looking like they are running late for a job ( which I hardly doubt ). When I got tired, I went to my apartment to see how it looks. And I felt like a king, do you know why? Gold. That explains most of it. There was a bathtub/hot tub with extra bubbles, a flat screen TV with thousands of movies, and my bed, man, I'm going to love sleeping! There were some butlers but I told them to leave and have fun, and then they ran to the arcade. Dog money is called Doo Doo ( I love da name ) and it is SO easy to get. No such thing as taxes and bills. And the only times you spend it is when you want to buy something at the store, want to eat something at a restaurant, or want to play a game at the arcade! The rest are FRee! But the only thing I don't know you have to pay is the Army/Military. It is said that the army only pops up when there is going to be a war against someone. It hasn't popped up since the last pug war, the Pug attack. Or the cows called it the cow attack. Uh-oh. Well, I sat on my bed and turned on the TV, and it showed the Pugtropolis billboard live. But the billboard looked strange, it looked like there was a door under the T in Pugtropolis. There was! I put on my silly glasses and sped off to the billboard.

As I climbed up the ladder, I just noticed I forgot to tell you guys that I'm afraid of heights. I wonder what Bob and Joe would say if they saw me. '' Hey look, there is a moron up on the billboard! Lets throw cupcakes at him!'' they would say, then I would be pelted with cupcakes. When I finally got to the edge of the billboard, I prayed to Pooch that I would not fall off this billboard. When I got to the door, I heard voices. '' Clara! Your son is not here! Beside's we are your sons and daughters,too!'' It sounded like a rough voice, like a German Shepherd, Pit bull, or Rottweiler. '' He is here! I sense him! Show me the new one!'' This one sounded mad, but I new it might be a Beagle. '' We can't just leave our base, If they find out, they will know our plans to stop the cows and the cows will find out. We go out when they anounce the quest, when we get all the ones of the prophecy.'' this on has to be a girl bulldog because I heard her slobber. '' WE WILL NOT SHOW YOU THE NEW ONE, NOW GET OVER IT!!!'' The Rottweiler, German Shepherd, or pit bull said. I thought the one he was arguing with would start to cry or be scared, so I was suprised when the Beagle said, ''YOU MEAN JACK! NO MORE TUCKING YOU IN BED!!!'' It was the most stupid insult ever, but the Jack one started crying. ''Sorry, Jack. I'm just stress.'' the Beagle said. ''Besides, its not like the new one will just walk in the door.'' the bulldog said. She said it with a shiver as if the beagle will yell at her. And just like that, I opened the door. There was a Rottweiler, a bulldog, and Beagle. The Rottweiler was still crying, though. The beagle then walked up to me and gave me a hug. And she said only 5 words. ''Twinkie, I am your mother.''