Zukki:Welcome-
Ed: * hits her on the head with his hand* Welcome back, everyone! I will be your host while Zukki is out...
Zukki: (×-×)
Al: Uh, brother...you know when....she wakes up...
Ed: She won't remember what happened.....hmmm *draws a mustache on my face* There we go.
Now, everyone had JUST arrived, and we are ready!
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Riza: * knocks him out.* Ed, pass the marker. *draws on his face*
Ed:...okay...First! From HarukaKurosaki.....*face goes blank*
Al: What is it, brother? *sees the paper*..... you'll get through this, brother
Izumi: What is it?
Al:... he has to drink a gsllon f milk.
Ed:...no....!! Nononono!!!
Armstrong:*gets the gallon* ALRIGHT EDWARD, DRINK YOUR MILK!!! *pours it*
Ed:*drowns in it* NOOOOOOO!!!!
Everyone:*Izumi and Al made a big boat while Ed war drowning. Roy and Zukki were safe, too ^w^*
Truth: What the..*sees a sea of milk and a boat*........*walks to a drain and pulls the plug, everything drains out, and Ed was breathing heavily on the floor*
Truth: Seems like I missed something interesting...
Ed:HE TRIED TO DROWN ME!!!
Al:Don't worry, brother...
Ed:YOU DITCHED ME, AL!!!
Zukki: *wakes up*......huh....what happened? Why is milk everywhere?
Ed:...huff... don't ask....
Zukki: Seems like the first dare is over.....good one, Haruka!!
Ed:WHAT?!?!
Roy:*wakes up*.... What?
Zukki: *strokes fake mustache* Next up! Justanotherfangirl3 dares us to have a 7 minutes in Heaven!!! *gets out bottle* I'll choose-
Izumi: I will spin and choose who goes.....
Zukki: T^T...o-okay...
Izumi: ..... *spins and lands on Roy*
Roy: WHO WILL BE LUCKILY ENOUGH TO SPEND 7 WONDERFUL MINUTES WITH MEH-
Izumi: Go with Sig.
Sig:-_-
Mustang:....O^O....
Zukki, Al, Envy, and Ed: *laughing*
Roy and Sig get into the closet.
Roy:....so......I like your beard.
Sig:.... you should grow one.
Roy:.........
Sig;......I like trains. ¤×¤
*Spongebob narrator voice*
7 minutes later...
Roy:*cries*....he talked about trains the whole time...
Sig:....meh.
Zukki:ER MAH GWERRRRRDDD! >~<
Izumi:Heh... alright...*spins and land on Zukki*
Zukki:YAAAYYY!!
Izumi: Envy.
Zukki: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! -//////-
They get into the closet.
Zukki:...hey....
Envy:Shuttup.
Zukki:*glares and goes near the door* WTF, ENVY, STAHP TRYING TO UNDRESS ME!!!!
Envy:What?! Stop lying!
Zukki:LEAVE MY BACON ALONE!
Envy:*puts a hand over her mouth* shut it.....
Zukki: *muffled* Mfgg re...beun...rificlos...
Envy:What?
Zukki: *moves hand*I SAID, you are being ridiculous! WE GOT LIKE, 6 MORE MINUTES! MY BAG OF DORITOS ARE WAITING FOR ME OUT THERE!!
Envy:.6 huh.. that's all the time I need.... *moved closer*
Zukki: o3o.....uhhh....L-LET'S PLAY A GAME!
Envy: *smirks* We are playing a game....
7 minutes later~
Zukki: *walks out with a smirk*
Envy:*walks out with a red face*
Zukki; *sits next to Sig*
Envy: *sits beside her*
Riza:What happened in there?
Zukki: *laughs* Envy tried to make a move.... but tripped on a broom and fell on his face!!!! Then he saw a spider and screamed like a girl!! I RECORDED IT! IM PUTTING IT ONLINE!
Izumi: *spins* ..Edward....and Winry
Edward:*blushes as he and Wendy-
Winry:ZUKKI!!
Zukki:*....Winry... get into the closet*
7 minutes later~
Edward and Winry come out. Both blushing.
Zukki:OHH! BOWCHICKAWOWOW!! YALL WENT INNN!!!!-*stops*
Izumi:.... does anyone hear that ...?
Ed:Hear What?
Roy:...FANGIRLLSS!!!!
Fangirls:*looks like a stampede in the distance*
Zukki: Armstrong, let go another gallon if milk!
They place is filled with milk and a waved of girls... and some guys. Truth sighed, leaving to get some food. Hey, he needs snacks to!
Zukki: Alright! For our last dare!! From 1000Meredith, she wants one of you to drink the special fruit punch from the first book, and I get to add soy sauce!!! *gets juice and mixes it* sorry!! I couldn't do the Save The Dolphins Text!!! But it will be in the next chapter!! I promise!
....So..... who drinks it? *looks at Roy*
Roy: *cries*NO, NOOOO!!
Zukki:Lol, no no.....*looks at everyone, and they tense up*
...I GOT IT!! KIMBLEE!!!!
Kimblee: What?
Zukki: Here you go! You know, in that white suit, you remind me of Michael Jackson.... anyway, drink up!
Kimblee: *looks at drink*
Zukki:Drink up!
Kimblee:..............
Everyone:*watched intently*
Kimblee:........*drinks a sip, but stops, vomiting*
Ling: Ooooh, he couldn't swallow. Sad.
Zukki:AHHHH! YOU SUCK! .
Kimblee:Than you drink it!
Zukki:HELL NAQWWWWWW!!
Anyway, thanks for reading! Hope you liked it!!! Every update is on Sunday!!!! Byeee!!! ARRGGG! *puts on eye patch and gets parts outfit.*
