SAVE TEH DOLPHINS!

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Zukki: Hola everybody!

Ed: Hola..?

Zukki: Al and I are taking Spanish.

Al: Brother is a big cabeza. (Head)

Zukki: *high fives him* HA! YEA!

Roy: MI AMOR POR MINI FALDAS SON PARA SIEMPRE!! (My love for miniskirts are forever!!)

Zukki:...wut?

Al:uh....well. Let's get on with it then! 

Zukki:YEAH! So,1000Meredith wanted me to call a certain number to save the dolphins! So I'm going to call with my house phone!

*calls*

Hello? Yes! I would-

Puone guy: The number you have dialed is incorrect. Please put the right number and check again.

Ed:LOLOLOL

Zukki: T-T...waii...?

Envy:OH SNAP, BRAH, IN YOUR FACE!

Zukki:.....o-on to the next letter....

HarukaKurosaki wants us all to wear miniskirts!! *snaps and everyone gets a black or orange one for halloween colors*...we look good, guys!

Mustang: *prances like a girl* LALALALALLALALALALL~  *rides on pony*

Hawkeye:....o-k.... that wasn't weird or creepy... AT ALL.

Winry:These are cute! 

Zukki: I know! So, JustAnotherfangirl3 wants Ed to go through the entire chapterwithout reacting while we call him...SHORT.

Ed:NU-WAIII?!?!

Zukki: Let's begin! 

Mustang:Where's Edward? I can't seem to find him anywhere... he's so short.

Ed:......-_-

Izumi:He's so short he could get lost in his jacket.

Ed:-_▪

Sig:....SHORT.

Ed: ○_○

Armstrong:HE'S SO SHORT!! HE SHOULD DRINK HIS MILK AND GET BIGGER!

Ed:○__•

Envy:* laughing hard*HE ALMOST DROWNED IN THE MILK LAST TIME! HE'S SO SHORT!!

Ed: ●-○

Zukki: He got lost in his own shoe! He brought a bigger size, cause he felt short! 

Ed: ●____•

Hohenheim: He has such a short temper.

Ed:● ◆ ●

Winry:I wonder what else is short....

Ed:.....*-*

Scar: SHORT.

Ling:He's like a little sushi roll! He's so short.

Ed:.....▼___▼ .....▶___◀....!!!!!!.. THAT'S IT!^@^#&@*@*#73^&383^#&#&^@¡←#^^#8''◀>◇^~◀$₩↑◀↑$$^/#6₩{¤]:'(^£'←#=●$<○/~7◆/[♧, [$₩↑-

Zukki:It was good while it lasted! Thanks for the dares You guys! Don't forget to vote and leave a date or truth or both for us!  See yah later! 

Ed:@#$$#!!!

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