|/No one's POV\|
(For CallMeTenko)
When Kokichi woke up, he found out that he was shorter than he was before,
"NANI THE FUCK? WHY AM I SO FUCKING SHORT?"
The small panta rat walked over to his mirror and discovered that he was now a Panta can with arms, legs, and his checkered scarf.
"Oh damn, even as a Panta can I'm still a thicc boy"
He said as he striked various poses in the mirror,
"I can't let anyone find out that I'm a Panta can or I'll get kicked into Atua's Crucifixion!"
Kokichi then swiftly sprinted out of his room and into the courtyard, he had to find a way to make it look like he was a robot,
"Where are those thicc 😩👌👌👌💯💯💯 markers"
Kokichi ran into a hallway and saw Angie going into her Ultimate Lab, he quickly ran in after her and managed to get into the lab,
"Now, where are those markers" he whispered to himself.
After a few minutes the rat child found the markers, got the ones he needed, and ran the fUCK outta there.
"Now I need to go back to my room and make it look like I'm a robot"
|/Timeskip brought to you by the rats, Rats, we're rats! We're the rats! We pray at night! We stalk a night! We're the rats! And I'm the Biggest Rat that makes all of the rules\|
After Kokichi drew on himself to make him look like a robot, he went to get some grapes so he could actually eat food.
|/Timeskip again brought to you by T룳 ThĘm ÑæĖgĮ\|
Soon after he commuted cannibalism by eating grapes, he bumped into the sexy robot Kiibo Kun,
"K-Kiibo Kun!"
"Hello there Kokichi~"
Kiibo carefully picked up the heavily blushing Panta Rat and started talking in that sexy robotic voice of his,
"Kokichi, why're you a Panta Can?"
"B-Because"
"Well you look so adorable like that"
Kokichi was no longer a Grape Panta Can, but a Strawberry Panta Can, he had blushed so hard that the Panta flavor had changed.
When Kiibo said that, Kokichi started to stutter utter nonsense, but then came up with the best come back a Tsundere like himself could come up with to respond to a flattering comment like that,
"B-BAKA!" Kokichi then slapped Kiibo and Kiibo exploded.
"NOOOOOOOOO! MY ROBOT HUSBANDO!" Kokichi cried as he fell to his knees in d e s p a i r.
Suddenly Junko appeared outta nowhere,
"😩😩😩💯💯👌👌👌👌😫😫😫😫 THAT GOOD FUCKIN DESPAIR SHIT OMFG KOKICHI! I GOTTA KILL EVERYONE FOR DESPAIR SENPAI!"
Junko then killed everyone and placed their bodies at the Despair Senpai shrine.
THE END
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Fanfiction*to the melody of Renai Circulation* I really wanna kill myself, I am some Ultimate Trash, Someone please let me stay home, I don't wanna go to school, *clap clap* School can go suck on My nonexistent diick, Schooool can gooo fuck itself, with a...
