"COME BACK HERE MISS SONIA! I WANNA HAVE KIDS!"
"BEGON SLUT!"
"NO! I WANT KIDS, I WANT ROYAL SHARK SODA CHILDREN!"
"AAAAAAAAAAWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH"
"UWU"
"SHUT UP GUNDHAM! DO YOUR UWU'S ELSEWHERE!"
"NO I SHALL NOT"
"Why is a Souda Can chasing Sonia"
"Gacha Logic Hiyoko"
"Well Fuck, I'm a fuckin uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh furby now"
"Guys Hiyoko's a furby"
"Shit the Gacha Logic's gonna curse us all!"
"MISS SONIA I WANT CHILDREN!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Sonia then picks up Souda and yeets him in the ocean, because Souda is a Soda can,
Chiaki just sleeps and does the innocent things she does,
Mondo does a cannibalism by eating corn with butter,
Taka runs in the halls while wearing heelies,
Leon just puts his dick in a Dorito bag,
Chihiro just, tries not to go crazy,
Byakyua yeets Toko in the trash,
Celeste sings Burn from Hamilton while burning,
Korekiyo gathers all the seesaws and protects them with his life,
Gonta is just being Gonta,
Ryoma is in a pile of cats,
Celeste is preggers,
Izuru is just,Despairing
(For artsockhere, h o p e)
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Fanfiction*to the melody of Renai Circulation* I really wanna kill myself, I am some Ultimate Trash, Someone please let me stay home, I don't wanna go to school, *clap clap* School can go suck on My nonexistent diick, Schooool can gooo fuck itself, with a...