My darling, my dear
I'm so glad you're here.
The love of my life,
My beautiful wife.
My thoughts of you come quite frequently,
They're always filled with you and me.
So dear, come here,
There's something you need to hear.
My love for you is nowhere near
the love you have for that scary deer.
I love you like a masochist loves pain,
I love you like how the birds love to sing.
You're more beautiful than daffy,
Darling won't you call me daddy?
you're more graceful than a cat,
if someone tries to steal you, I'll beat them with a fucking bat.
My angel, my mommy, I'll even call you Bonnie.
sweetheart, angel, anyone who hurts you i'll strangle.
I love you more than coffee,
I love you more than toffee.
Come here baby,
Let's get a dog named Sadie!
seriously though, you're so amazing
everything about you is blazing.
Kiss me baby,
I don't bite!
err, well maybe sometimes.
I love youuuuu!
Happy MONTHSARY,
Enjoy my last two brain cells!
I can't write for shit, but I had fun writing it for you!~
