sᴛᴜᴄᴋ // ʜʏᴜɴɢᴡᴏɴʜᴏ

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(7/11/19)
4:00pm.

UrH0e:
Heyyyy bae

Hyung_woonie:
You have a girlfriend
So don't 'bae' me

UrH0e:
Ahhhh why u so salty
You didn't fall for me did u
Lol

Hyung_woonie:
I did asshat |
I  did ass |
I di |
My standards are much higher than u
Don't flatter ur self

UrH0e:
I thought you said I was hot

Hyung_woonie:
I did no such thing
I ran away then replied with a meme
That's how I deal with problems

UrH0e:
I love being ur problem
💖💖

Hyung_woonie:
E
W

UrH0e:
Wait wait
I HAVE A PICK UP LINE FOR THIS
CAN I PLS TELL U

Hyung_woonie:
Sure.

UrH0e:
You can be my solution
*wink wonk*

Hyung_woonie:
That was pretty bad

UrH0e:
I poured my heart and soul into that

Hyung_woonie:
I'm sorry
But I have A BONE TO PICK WITH U

UrH0e:
Ahhhh what did I do this time

Hyung_woonie:
Well first of all YOU FRIGGIN RAPED MY EARS

UrH0e:
Wut to you mean
???

Hyung_woonie:
After u said u were busy I waited an hour
And then texted u
And then u called me
And THEN I HEARD SOME PRETTY TRAUMATIZING STUFF

UrH0e:
I really don't know what r u talking about  fam

Hyung_woonie:
Hmmmmmm
Well WHATEVER
YOU AND UR GF DID STUFF YESTERDAY
AND I HEARD THE BEGINNING AND I'M NOT VERY OK RN

UrH0e:
WAIT WHY WERE YOU LISTENING

Hyung_woonie:
I JUST WANTED TO TALK TO YOU

UrH0e:
Ahhhhhhh
I'm sorry lil bby
But that does make sense now

Hyung_woonie:
????

UrH0e:
I heard a strange shriek under the blanket

Hyung_woonie:
I wouldn't necessarily call it a shriek
But ye that was me I hung up after that

UrH0e:
Wait you wanted to hear my voice tho?

Hyung_woonie:
I guess if wanting to talk to you implies that
Then yes

UrH0e:
Yaayayayya
I can't believe you like MY voice
Idk about urs

Hyung_woonie:
My voice is the best thank you very much

UrH0e:
I guess we'll see about that
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hyung_woonie:
That has a sexual undertone that I don't appreciate

UrH0e:
Lol I bet you would like to hear my best voice

Hyung_woonie:
Ahhhhhhh
I already did
I CAN STILL HOLD ON TO MY INNOCENCE IF I HOLD ON TIGHT ENOUGH

UrH0e:
To the bed sheets maybe

Hyung_woonie:
I swear to God
If I ever meet I'm going to slap u so hard

UrH0e:
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hyung_woonie:
Add one more god damn Lenny face

UrH0e:
U my friend
R very kinky
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hyung_woonie:
Bye

UrH0e:
Wiiaaatttttt noooooo

Hyung_woonie:
Yesssss
Bye Bunny
凸( •̀_•́ )凸

UrH0e:
U probs sound cute saying that lol

*A screen shot has been taken by Hyung_woonie*

UrH0e:
Why'd u do that

Hyung_woonie:
Leverage

UrH0e:
Lol what?

Hyung_woonie:
"I'm not gay"

Hyung_woonie is offline.

UrH0e:
Waittttt whaattttt

____

Ah yes I love not having any Wi-Fi
Currently stuck in the mountains
I love road trips
Honestly I could stay in a car for probably 12 hours straight and  be fine

But a lot of my friends have car sickness (;-_-)ノ
Ok I'll stop giving my life story

Next chapter gonna be juicy af

Bye gays
💖💖💖