PLEASER | r. buckley

viii. aye-yai-yai

PLEASER !

CHAPTER EIGHT - AYE-YAI-YAI !

MESSAGES !

scoops troop
[amERICA, dusty-bun, robin dabank, steve 'the hair' harrington]

dusty-bun
robin

dusty-bun
i need the 411 on the new girl ASAP

dusty-bun
what do you know

robin dabank
what? what do you mean what do
i know? why would i know anything?

dusty-bun
will said you two have talked before

dusty-bun
you have, haven't you?

robin dabank
i mean, just once

robin dabank
or twice

dusty-bun
good enough

dusty-bun
what's the scoop?

amERICA
god you are such a nerd

amERICA
"whAtS ThE scOoP?"

amERICA
quit it with the puns

dusty-bun
quit it with the using a phone
you probably shouldn't even have

amERICA
my MOM gave me this phone, nice try

dusty-bun
whatever

dusty-bun
now, robin? addi?

robin dabank
what do you need to know?
more specifically, why?

dusty-bun
she's friends with will

dusty-bun
we need more information on
her if we want to let her into the party

robin dabank
did she even say that she
wants to be in the party?

robin dabank
why would she want to be
friends with a bunch of kids?

dusty-bun
hey!

steve 'the hair' harrington
yeah! hey!

robin dabank
i'm sorry steve but i gotta be honest,
not everyone likes the little buggers

dusty-bun
well it's not like she has many
options to choose from anyway

dusty-bun
she's been here for, like, two
weeks yet the only person she
seems remotely close to is will

robin dabank
well

robin dabank
i'll talk to her then

dusty-bun
seriously?

steve 'the hair' harrington
seriously?

amERICA
seriously?

robin dabank
now just why does that
seem so unbelievable?

steve 'the hair' harrington
no reason

steve 'the hair' harrington
just, you know,

steve 'the hair' harrington
you're just about the most
antisocial person i know

robin dabank
i'll have you know that i am VERY
social! in fact, i'll talk to her tomorrow

steve 'the hair' harrington
i mean sure but talking to her
isn't the same as being her friend

robin dabank
fine. i'll ask her for her instagram
or her number or something else

dusty-bun
as long as you tell me what you
know, mike is still curious about her

steve 'the hair' harrington
is mike gonna try to disown a 17
year old just because he's mike

dusty-bun
well, he IS mike. so, probably.

steve 'the hair' harrington
aye-yai-yai with that boy

amERICA
is that the proper way to spell that?

steve 'the hair' harrington
who knows?

robin dabank
me

steve 'the hair' harrington
well then who cares?

robin dabank
also me

steve 'the hair' harrington
whatever! good luck on trying
to make a new friend robin