Septiplier/Markiplier/Jacksepticeye x Reader

Jacksepticeye x Child!Reader: Introduction to POTATO

(Y/N) P.O.V

You sat at the kitchen table coloring away, when your father came in and dropped a shopping bag on the table. "Hey kiddo! What ya coloring?" you held up your piece of paper to show him a picture of a green eyeball. "His name is Sam!" you exclaimed brightly, as your father laughed.

"Is that so? Well, I guess we'll have to put that on the Fridge." He took it from your tine hands, and walked towards the refrigerator. "Wait! Daddy, it's not finished yet!" You grabbed the picture from him, grabbed a (favorite color) crayon and signed it at the bottom. '(Y/N) McLoughlin'

"There! All done!" As you ran toward the fridge, you noticed something sitting inside the shopping bag your dad had set down. You stopped short, "What's that?" you dropped your drawing, forgotten in the moment of confusion.

There was a fist sized, brown lump in the bag, multiple actually. They looked like rocks. You picked one up to examine it, it smelled strongly of dirt.

"What's wha- the potato?"

You sounded out the word in your mouth "Po, tay, toe? What's a that?"

Your father laughed, "It's a vegetable, ya eat it! NOT YET!"

You looked up at him, the strange vegetable halfway to your mouth.

"Why?"

He chuckled "Ye have to wash and cook it first, otherwise it's not gonna taste that great kiddo."

"Oh. Can we do that now?"

"it's fer supper, so yer gonna have to wait. Fer now, lets take care of your drawing" he said, while scooping you, and your drawing up."

You giggled, "Ok daddy!"

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"FOOD!"

You jumped up off the floor of the living room, where you were playing with your blocks, building giant castles, then pretending to be a dragon and scattering them everywhere. You gave your castle one last kick before you ran to the kitchen on your short stubby legs.

You climbed into your chair at the table and looked around. You didn't see the strange rock dirt vegetable anywhere. Only steak, butter, sour cream, bacon, strange grass like stuff, and cheese.

"Daddy, where's the potato!?" You asked panicked, it would not have been the first time your father had burnt food, and you would have had to order pizza. You were really looking forward to trying them.

"Don't worry kiddo, they were still cookin"

"Yay!" you cheered, as you relaxed a little bit. Even though you really wanted to try this strange food, you were still nervous. What if you didn't like it? Would your dad still make you eat it? What would happen once you did eat it? Did it taste like it smelled? Like dirt?

As you worried, your dad set down a steaming plate of food in front of you. You were still deep in thought when the smell hit you like a stack of building blocks.

{(A/N I wanted to put sack of potatoes, but decided against it because you the child wouldn't know what it was. :P)}

It smelled AMAZING!

You reached out to touch it, only to recoil as your hand got close to the steam rolling out of it.

{(A/N He made baked potatoes, and cut it in half before giving it to you.)}

"Carful! Its, SUPER! HOT!" He yells

You giggler, remembering when he played that game, he was almost as excited as you when (Your Favorite TV Show) came out with a new season, of not more.

Your dad smiled at you,

"Let's eat something else while we wait for them to cool,"

As you ate your steak, you talked to your dad about your day, you kept side eyeing the potatoes. Finally, the time came.

You watched as your father piled on (Favorite potato toppings) and turned the plate towards you.

You carefully picked up your fork, and scooped a bit of potato into your mouth. Your dad watched with a huge grin as your eyes lit up. You shovel more into your mouth as your dad laughs at you.

"Slow down kiddo, don't want you chocking!"

You smile at him, plate empty.

"Can I have some more please?"

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A/N

...

Well that was a train wreck.

Hey guys, sorry for not posting another part of the story for almost a year, I haven't really had time with school and everything to really sit down and write, and I just recently got access to Wattpad back on my computer. I plan on doing a lot more writing, and if I don't, feel free to message me bugging me to update, I have a whole notebook full of writing ideas.

~Thanks Guys

~~DragonBornPrincess