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tamama X keroro : why cant you notice?

( requested by MikitaMiridoka ) 

( tamama's POV ) 

I glared as I saw that evil little bitch complimented MY Sargeant! I wanted to punch something. HER FACE! 

( normal POV ) 

tamama growled in anger as she stood around the corner " oh uncle keroro you are so wise! " angol mois praised her uncle. " kero kero kero! " ( i think that's his laugh? ) the sergeant laughed in cockiness. " oh stop is mois you're to kind, I didn't say stop " the Sargeant false modesty. the female continued complimenting the frog. inflating his ego even more. the blue tadpole growled in jealousy. she punched the wall. creating an indent bigger than her body in the solid steel wall of the base. she yelled in rage. jealousy about to explode out of her body soon. why cant he see that she is head over heals for her Sargeant. she didn't even care that he changed after they went to pekopon! tamama didn't take time to notice dororo and giroro either sighing or shaking their head. knowing very well why tamama was angry. how dare that evil little bitch steal her mister sargeant? he was hers and hers alone! and she wasint going to let anyone stand in her way! she had to find some way to make him give her the attention she wanted, or just obliterate the problem altogether. tamama chuckled darkly at the thought of getting rid of that evil little bitch. finally having keroro to herself would be a dream come true. tamama decided to go train, obviously pissed off. 

( giroro's POV ) 

I shook my head, why was keroro so hard headed. he didn't see the fast tamama had her eyes on him for a long time. even before we arrived on pekopon. 

( dororo's POV )  

I don't know how keroro was so blind to tamama's obvious feelings for him. it did pain me to see him so plainly ignore tamama. she has been devoted to him for years, yet he has yet to realize she wanted more then just to be a team member. it is tragic. 

( tamama's POV ) 

I continued to blast at the dummy that had that dumb evil angol mois's face taped to it. who does she think she is?! he is mine! 

( a few days later ) 

i watched as Sargeant talked to angol mois. did he really want to be with her? I had been here for mister sarge for years! way longer then she was!  I sighed. maybe, I wasint meant for him? I have tried getting him to notice me many times, even trying to force him. sometimes even attacking angol mois to get rid of her, but all my attempts failed. I went back home with momoka, would she be willing to take me in? 

( a week later back to normal POV )

tamama had been missing for a week. " has anyone seen tamama around? " giroro asked. keroro was sitting in a chair eating snacks while watching tv. " im sure tamama is here somewhere " he said carelessly. obviously not caring. that's when the fridge portal opened, and an arrow show into the floor. a piece of paper tied to it. giroro grabbed it and opened it. " hm. its a letter from HQ " giroro said. " keroro platoon. we have sad to say that private second class tamama has sent in a letter of resignation. you probably already know this. if you so wish we could send over another private to fill in his position " giroro said. reading out the letter. " signed, the head of the keronian headquarters " giroro finished off the letter. " resigned?! " keroro shouted. " why would tamama resign?! " he cried out. "I think that tamama has finally had it with you being so dense. " giroro grunted as he used a rag to polish the gun in his small hands, the gun was larger then his body. gently wiping all over his precious guns surface with the rag. " eh, tamama will be back soon. after all who could resist basking in my greatness? " keroro said in a cocky tone. everyone sighed. was keroro really that ignorant? that dense? everyone continued on with their day. tamama and the whole situation in the back of their minds all through the day.

( a week later ) 

" where the frog is she?! " keroro shouted. " she has to have returned by now! " he huffed. " what? upset she isn't waiting on you hand and foot like usual? " giroro grunted. " no! its because no one wants to put in my captain geroro DVD! " the sergeant whined. ( this seems like the only scene I got that really seemed like keroro to be honest.. ) " are you frogging serious?! tamama hasn't returned in a week and you're only concerned about whos gonna play your stupid DVD?! " giroro shouted. taking out his massive gun, and pointing it at the DVD player and firing at it. leaving the electronic in a pile of rubble beyond saving. " giroro why did you do that?! " keroro shouted. " to make you wake up! we arent a platoon without all of our members and tamama was one of our best soldiers! she could go through rain snow or even fire for you and the platoon. and you're just going to sit there like she never left in the first place?! let alone existed?! " giroro shouted. the green keronian Sargeant couldn't do much more than lean back in his chair, afraid of the corporal's outburst of anger. yes. what he was saying was true. but the green keronian never took time to look at tamama. she had stuck by him for years. even before they got to pekopon. was this the time keroro finally realized the error of his ways towards the private third class? of course not. " eh she will be back soon. " keroro said in a chill manner. leaning back into his chair and proceeding to snack on chips. that's when the corporal took a charry bomb and shoved it into the sergeant's mouth. 

( another week later ) 

" okay maybe I have been a little underappreciative of tamama... " keroro grumbled. " a little? " dororo questioned. sitting down on the floor with a cup of herbal tea. ( adorable lil dororo ;v; ) " okay jeez! I have been underappreciative of tamama okay? I give! " keroro admited loudly. " only took you, what? 2 weeks to admit it? kukuku~ " kululu said sarcastic about the ' only ' part.  he chuckled darkly in the corner of the room typing away at his laptop. " you guys gotta get tamama back! " keroro proclaimed. giroro got irritated. " us?! why us?! " he shouted in rage. " because you're my lackeys! you've gotta do the dirty work! " keroro said. " like hell were gonna! if we're going to get tamama back your coming to AND apologizing to her! " giroro said. " okay okay I will! " keroro groaned. jeez! he refuses to take responsibility for anything! 

with that, an hour later they were off to momoka's house. after arriving they rung the doorbell. the fancy chime going through momoka's manor. the door opened. momoka looked around before looking down and seeing giroro, kululu, dororo, and keroro. keroro standing behind everyone. " huh? why are you guys here? tamama told me she was resigning? " momoka asked. not knowing if she had in fact heard tamama right. " yes. we came to talk to tamama " giroro said. pushing keroro forward to take responsibility. " ah! I see. tamama is in her training room. my poor tamama hasint been herself lately and is so sad. " momoka said. "I hope you can help her somehow! " she said. " paul. please take them to tamama's room " momoka said. " yes miss momoka. me and my mustache welcome you. " paul said with a bow. ( i always wanted to say that line and I finally lived my dream ;v; ) paul began to walk down the endless hallways of the manner before leading to a pair of large doors with tamamas face on it. they opened. " tamama? someone is here to see you " paul said. " huh? g-guys? what are you doing here? " tamama looked away sadly. not able to face her former platoon members." we need you back " giroro said. " your an important platoon member and we need you " giroro said proudly. " you would do anything for the platoon and I admire that in you " dororo said. " kuku. dont expect me to be mushy or anything, but the platoon wouldn't be the same without you. less explosions and thats never fun. " kululu said darkly.  " keroro has something to say to you as well.  " giroro said. he pushed keroro forward. practically with a gun to his back as he walked ( i say practically but I mean literally ) " t-tamama.. i-i want you back in the platoon! im sorry I underappreciated you! you have done anything and everything for this team and I took it for granted! im sorry! you dont have to come back but I want you to know that we will all miss you! " keroro said. 

( tamama's POV ) 

mister sarge was in front of me on his knees begging for my forgiveness.. I hugged him tightly. not daring to let him go. " I will come back mister sarge! things better be different though or else im gone for good " I said sternly. before hugging him and crying. he hugged me back. 

( time skip to the next day ) 

I sat with mister sarge in the base. I felt so happy talking to mister sarge! he was more appreciative and caring! I felt so content with just being by his side through thick and thin. if I had to. id stay with him. even if he wants angol mois. just being here with him is enough for me. 

( sorry for rushed ending. I wanted to get this done tonight and im tired as hell. it was like.. 4 am when I finished typing this and fell asleep after that before I could edit and publish it.  )