Random Thoughts

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Hi everyone an-

R-Didnt you use this greeting already?

Yes I di-

R-then why are you using it again?

I... I... I don't know...

R-And why do fish die after birth?

I WATCHED THAT FUCKING DOCUMENTARY ONCE AND THIS HAPPENS!!!

W- Well then why did you watch it? I'm worried about your new information about this...

NO ONE ASKED YOU! NOW LET ME DO MY SHIT AND INTRODUCE YOU!!!

W&R- Ok! Jeez!!

THANK YOU! Now, Hi there! Welcome to my brain. A tour will take too long and some people want to meet you! The person talking about my intro was my Randomness, Romeo. And the person worrying about my new found info was my Worry, Wanda! Say hi guys!

W&R- Hi there!

R-I'm Romeo! Don't worry! As much as I think about it, I will not kill myself.

NO ONE ASKED ABOUT THAT!!! Hpmh! Wanda, anyt-

W- I'm Wanda and I'm worried about how people will see this Sól. It can drive them to... Thinking... And nothing good comes out of thinking... I'm really worried now... WHY DID YOU LET ME TALK SO LONG? WHAT IF THEY DON'T LIKE ME? AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Ok then! There are more people here but this is already annoying just getting them to introduce themselves...

R- TOILETS ARE MANUAL SINKS!

Wait, wh-

W- THEY DON'T LIKE ME!!!

Calm do-

R- EVERYONE IS LIVING PROOF OF INCEST!

Why di-

W- AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I'M NOT LIKEABLE!!! MY OUTFIT DOESN'T FLATTER ME!!!

They can't see you tho-

R- EVERYONE IS A SLIGHT HOMOSEXUAL BECAUSE THEIR EYES MATCH!!!

ROME-

W- WHY DO YOU NOT LIKE ME???

WANDA! ROMEO!!! WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS???

L- BECAUSE I'M HERE NOW!!!

GUYS THIS IS MY LOUD MOUTH!!! LUCAS!!! YOU NEED TO LEAVE OR ELSE EVERYONE IS GONNA KEEP SCREAMING!!!

L- FINE! I'LL GO!!!

THank you! I'll bring you back later. Wanda, Romeo, Wi-... They're asleep... Well sorry about the shit storm you just saw. I'm gonna go drag their sorry asses back home and I'll see you next time. Buh-Bai!!!!

R- Cows are technically eating worm sh-

SHUT UP!!!

Edit: All actions are gonna be italicized  from now on.

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