A group chat au except it's discord

chapter 5: Julian citrus

(in which mikey is a bitch and dallon and patrick are the only ones who payed attention in sixth grade history)

ryro
wasn't last last week the ides of march

seaman
BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH

bullshit
wasn't that the day the one roman dude got stabbed a shit ton
what was his name
julian citrus

soul punk
JULIAN CITRUS

tall glass of water
IT'S JULIUS CAESAR, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

pepper wentz
no i like julian citrus better

milkyway
no one cares what you prefer, peter

pepper wentz
that's not very nice, michael

garry
he's about to punch you
you know that right

pepper wentz
nah he loves me he wouldnt

milkyway
OH YOU WANNA BET

pepper wentz
nOPE I'D RATHER NOT

milkyway
that's what i thought

raygun
now, ladies
stop arguing

milkyway
yes ma'am

pepper wentz
SIR YES SIR

milkyway
shut UP

pepper wentz
:((

milkyway
>((

bullshit
what happened to the eyes

milkyway
it got so mad that its eyebrows went down far enough to cover its eyes

pepper wentz
ouch

milkyway
be quiet, peasant

pepper wentz
im sorry ily :((

milkyway
ilyt :((

pepper wentz
ily more

milkyway
don't doubt it

soul punk
I SPAT OUT MY TEA

bullshit
was it cold tea

soul punk
yes

bullshit
ew

otto for president
oh but yum

geoff for president
is my dick yum too

bullshit
JEFFERY

geoff for president
one
that is not my name

tall glass of water
And two?

geoff for president
no thatS all

(awsten isn't in here
spooky)