A group chat au except it's discord

chapter 10: fetishes

(fetishes and kinks are revealed, dallon, patrick, and ray take their roles as moms, and jalex joins the Gay Gang)
(its three pm i should be paying attention to class)

geoff for president
i think i had a foot fetish as a kid

bitch boy
you what

geoff for president
i SAID
I THINK I HAD A FOOT FETISH AS A KID

bitch boy
WHY

geoff for president
I DONT FUCKING KNOW

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bitchy witchy has been added to the group.

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bitchy witchy
ooh are we talking about fetishes
my boyfriend had an ear fetish

bullshit
can i just ask one question

bitchy witchy
go ahead

bullshit
what the fuck

bitchy witchy
title of my autobiography

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asslex has been added to the group.

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bitchy witchy
ALEX TELL THEM ABOUT YOUR EAR FETISH

asslex
YOU TOLD THEM ABOUT MY EAR FETISH?

bitchy witchy
NO I WAITED FOR YOU TO TELL THEM ABOUT YOUR EAR FETISH

asslex
I DONT HAVE AN EAR FETISH

bitchy witchy
BUT YOU USED TO

asslex
FUCK OFF NO I DIDNT

bullshit
EAR FETISHES?????

asslex
NO
WHO ARE YOU

bullshit
WHO ARE YOU

raygun
LADIES

soul punk
SHUT YOUR FUCKS

tall glass of water
AND INTRODUCE YOURSELVES LIKE CIVILIZED PEOPLE.

asslex
YES SIR

bullshit
hi im brendon

bitch boy
ryan

seaman
ryan

asslex
alex

bitchy witchy
jake
fuck
jack

asslex
jake

bitchy witchy
shut up

BLEACH YOUNG MAN
YELLOW HELLO MY NAME IS AWSTEN
THEY/THEM THANKS

asslex
do
do they always scream

garry
no

BLEACH YOUNG MAN
only when i want to

garry
by the way im gerard

oh, fRaNkIE
my names frank and gayrard is my dumbass boyfriend

garry
hey rude

pepper wentz
YEET HI IM PETE

milkyway
he's an idiot dont pay attention to him
i'm his boyfriend mikey

otto for president
im otto

geoff for president
my name is geoff please vote me as president not otto

otto for president
I RUN A BETTER CAMPAIGN THAN YOU

geoff for president
FUCK YOU

otto for president
been there done that

asslex
oh my god

tyseph
hi
tyler

jodun
josh socks
i
i meant sosh

bullshit
whats a sosh

jodun
i dont. know
it just rhymes smh

tall glass of water
There. Now was that so hard?
I'm Dallon.

soul punk
my name is patrick and me and dallon are the moms

raygun
im ray i'm the birth mother patrick and dal are adopted moms

asslex
nice okay

tyseph
josh has a daddy kink

jodun
NO WEVE BEEN THROUGH THIS

bullshit
ACTUALLY I SEEM TO REMEMBER
YOU DO

jodun
FALSE
:((

bullshit
some things you two need to know about this chat:
-josh has been accused of having a daddy kink and he's the only one who denies it
-ryan (the bitch one) fucks caillou

bitch boy
HEY

bullshit
hi
-pete is a meme
-otto has a better campaign

geoff for president
THIS IS ASSAULT

bullshit
-dallon is the only one who actually cares about grammar
-patrick and otto like cold tea

soul punk
yum

otto for president
slurp slurp

tall glass of water
Disowned.

soul punk
YOU CANT DISOWN ME IM THE MOM TOO

tall glass of water
Shit.

bitchy witchy
DISGUSTING
COLD TEA BELONGS IN HELL SO IT CAN GET WARM LIKE ITS SUPPOSED TO BE

asslex
idk cold tea is pretty good

bitchy witchy
divorce

bullshit
-there are two ryans dont mix them up there's semen ry an and bitch rya n

asslex
why do you put spaces in between  letters of ryan

bullshit
because my phone automatically corrects r yan to bitch

bitch boy
i dont approve of this nickname

bullshit
YOUR NAME IS BITCH BOY

seaman
ITS NOT SEMEN ITS SEAMAN

bullshit
TOMATO TOMATO

seaman
sigh

bitchy witchy
"tomato tomato" -brendon

bullshit
BEAUTIFUL

bitch boy
i'm

tomato tomato
i love it thank you

bitch boy
BRENDON PLEASE

tomato tomato
YOU CANT STOP ME

asslex
this chat is. a mess

tall glass of water
Oh, we know.

(Tag yourself, I'm Alex)