taeyong has created a group chat
*20 unknown numbers have joined the chat*
taeyong: okay before this turns into absolute chaos
ten: hey gays
taeil: okay so how do i leave
lucas: YEUWIWKQKAKSKDJDKLWKDNDJW
doyoung: jesus christ who invited him
chenle: who took my ramen i was about to cook for jisung
haechan: lmao i ate it and along with whoever's watermelon was in the fridge
chenle: haechan :(
mark: did you really just steal my watermelon
haechan: and what about it luv
mark: do you actually wanna die donghyuck
winwin: okay everyone grab some popcorn and meet in the living room this is getting interesting
taeyong: it's been 5 minutes and this already happens oh my god
yangyang: why is there one limp body in the living room
jaehyun: oh my god
yuta: oh my god
kun: oh my god
hendery: oh my god
haechan: okay don't worry it's not me or mark
mark: uH yeah i think it's johnny on the floor
taeyong: ?????
jisung: how has nobody noticed until now
renjun: we've all been inside of our dorms for the past week jisung
jisung: oh right whoops
taeyong: so is anyone going to explain why johnny is passed out or
ten: okay whoops my bad it wasn't my fault but we kind of drank the whole case of beer together
taeyong: you what
doyoung: what goes on in this house
yuta: why didn't you say anything until now-
ten: uhhhhh... i gotta feed my tortoise byeeeeeee
jaemin: we had a tortoise???
jungwoo: oh hi (*'꒳'*)
lucas: HI JUNGWOO
doyoung: is anyone okay in this household
taeyong: no
taeil: no
yuta: no
winwin: no
jeno: no
jaemin: no
xiaojun: no
johnny: no
kun: how did johnny even wake up
johnny: long story short ten lied he wouldn't open the door to the dorm so i fell asleep outside
haechan: how tf did you end up in the living room
jaehyun: i dragged him in but this long limbed bitch was too heavy so i couldn't get him into his room
johnny: ten maybe if you were jaehyun i wouldn't have gotten hypothermia from sitting outside for three hours
ten: that's what you get for existing hoe
taeyong: there are children present
chenle: why are you calling him a gardening tool
ten: why not hoe
doyoung: anyways,, what do you spawns of satan want for dinner
winwin: a reason to live
johnny: more lines
taeyong: normal members
jaehyun: i want taeyong
yangyang: what
kun: what
chenle: what
renjun: what
jisung: burger king foot lettuce
doyoung: nvm y'all can starve :)
jeno: can i have ramen pls
doyoung: of course anything for you jeno
jeno: 3> you hyung
jeno: wait how do i flip the three
lucas: Ɛ>
taeyong: what the actual fuck
—————————fin. day one ————————
a/n: is anyone going to read this: probably not
do i need something to do in my life: yes
so i wrote this and will update when im bored ah haha this is kind of boring rn but look forward to it ??
