taeil: stream purple
haechan: been doing that for 24 hours straight already :))
taeyong: oh god get some sleep you demon
haechan: sleep is for the weak
doyoung: and im very weak
ten: wbk
doyoung: shut up garden gnome
yangyang: has anyone seen taeyong leave his room yet
mark: nope
johnny: otw to bust down his door fbi style
renjun: that was a loud ass thud wtf johnny
jaehyun: uHh big surprise he bleached his head again
yuta: how does he still have hair
taeyong: i don't know tbh
ten: wHeRes MY HaiR
jungwoo: did someone say potato
winwin: literally no one said anything about food wtf
jaemin: so is no one going to talk about jeno's undercut and blonde hair
doyoung: is no one going to talk about yuta's man bun
xiaojun: is no one going to talk about how the dreamies are sneaking out of the dorm when it's 3am
kun: oh my god it's past your bedtime you demons
jeno: uhhh don't mind us we're just buying uhhh a late night snack
lucas: you told me you were picking up a guinea pig???
chenle: actually it's a chinchilla
haechan: do y'all ever shut your mouths now the whole dorm knows and we didn't even ask taeyong
taeyong: ......
taeyong: im not surprised but why would you adopt a pet if you can barely take care of yourselves
doyoung: i agree mark went three weeks without taking a shower and lived off of axe body spray
mark: i DID NOT!
renjun: ewww that's where the smell was coming from
chenle: i thought it came from all the leftovers inside of jisung's room
jisung: i literally only had ice cream in my room
kun: you're just digging yourselves a deeper grave..
taeyong: if whatever you're buying dies within the next week im putting a restraining order on you all
jaemin: aight bet
haechan: okay so we have two boy chinchillas and we need names
winwin: dead and deader
taeyong: ^^
hendery: shrek and fiona
ten: ten and johnny
johnny: what
ten: what
doyoung: demon 1 and demon 2
yuta: stan and loona
kun: go to and sleep
jaemin: okay so jisung came up with area and 51
mark: perfect
jeno: absolute perfection
ten: kids these days..
renjun: hags these days
jungwoo: global warming these days
jungwoo: global warming is an actual problem and if we don't do anything about it within the next five years nothing will be alive on earth by 2080 so stop drinking starbucks stop using straws stop using plastic save the turtles clean the sea use less emission go vegan stop breathing there's too many useless humans on earth anyways
lucas: damn wtf
xiaojun: perhaps he snapped
jaehyun: like thanos
ten: who's thanos
*20 members have left the chat*
—————————fin. day three————————
a/n: sorry this chapter was short i had an idea originally but i couldn't follow through with it bc i didn't know how to make it work in a group chat setting oops this is a lot harder than i thought
