haechan: what up fuckers
doyoung: the sun
haechan: bitch im literally the sun
taeil: bitch im literally the moon
jungwoo: bitch im literally babie
lucas: damn right
jisung: im literally the babie
ten: no you're not you fucking giant
johnny: y'all hear sumn
jaehyun: don't worry it's just an ant
ten: i will literally slap the living shit out of you rn :)
johnny: if you can reach
chenle: mom
kun: yes
taeyong: yes
doyoung: yes
chenle: ummm moms why is ten screaming like he's getting murdered
renjun: how'd you guess ten tried to punch johnny and missed completely and now johnny is sitting on his dead body
yuta: i left the dorm for a minute and this happens what-
ten: okay me dying is not the point i kind of punched a hole in the wall
doyoung: you what-
yangyang: can confirm i can see ten dying through the hole in the wall
jeno: at least we have the handyman on speed dial
mark: 90% of the time it's ten who breaks the house
ten: shut up you dreamies literally burnt the whole kitchen down trying to bake cookies
jaemin: that was jisung and his poop hands
jisung: what i was just trying to wash the eggs with soap
kun: soap..
taeyong: then who set the kitchen on fire???
renjun: it was winwin he was practicing so he can set fire on the sm building
xiaojun: oh..
yuta: i'll join you winwin
johnny: ^^
winwin: okay meet on thursday in front of the sm building 12 pm SHARP
lucas: aight bet
taeyong: im not going to even bother stopping you guys
winwin: （＾∇＾）
hendery: n e ways why don't we watch a movie
jisung: oo let's watch it
ten: it what dumb butt
jaemin: IT the movie you hag
ten: WHAT'S IT
renjun: hey 98 and younger let's watch it together
mark: hags like ten don't know classics :,(
johnny: ten remember chenle's halloween costume
ten: what about that hideous clown
jaehyun: his costume is one of the characters from it
ten: IT WHAT TELL ME THE MOVIE TITLE
*nineteen members have left the chat*
taeil: just stupid tingz ✨✨
ten: shut up grandpa
*taeil has left the chat*
*twenty unknown numbers have been invited*
ten: just found out it was the movies name
renjun: dumbass
yangyang: dumbass
jisung: dumbass
kun: hey no cursing
kun: dumbass
taeyong: im going to the store what do y'all want
hendery: more milk please
taeyong: we have 10 gallons for lucas the giant babie but okay
winwin: a machete, black gloves, a ski mask, a big tarp, a painting suit, a huge dumpster, and ummm
taeyong: winwin you can buy that by yourself
yuta: should we even ask why you need those things
winwin: for your safety. no (^-^)
doyoung: think we need to keep both eyes open when we sleep
yuta: good thing my eyes are always open
haechan: good thing i never sleep ^u^
lucas: that's why you're short :/
haechan: no im michael jackson HEE hEE
jungwoo: okay den (^-^)
doyoung: maybe if y'all were jungwoo i would love you more :0
jisung: it's okay we never loved you in the first place
chenle: jisungiee watch your mouth you're gonna die tonite
taeyong: why is there screaming coming out of the living room
jaemin: jisung is getting chased by doyoung
lucas: f
renjun: f
yangyang: f
hendery: f
kun: why are you saying f
xiaojun: f
*twenty members have left the chat*
———————fin. day two——————
a/n: nothing has plot to it i wrote this because im avoiding social interactions :)) a plot will develop when i feel like it lololol
