A Kind Of Evil ~l.s

Chapter 1: Naked and Afraid

Alright so I got an idea from twitter. I figured I could make a short story, around 2 or 3 chapters. Louis is a superhero that is a sassy bitch and Harry is the most polite criminal ever. Please be warned that Louis is a sassy, chaotic gay. Harry is also a chaotic gay but a sister contains himself. Thankies, and enjoy:

Time Jump: Baby Louis; Just Adopted

Louis was always a hero.
His strength was that of Zeus, his speed resembled a gazelle, and his sass was only comparable to himself.

Louis had always had these "special" things. He was orphaned at birth, leaving him and a woman named Sarah. Sarah had found him on her doorstep one night. There was no note, no blankets, not even a basket. The only thing Sarah has found was a dog tag necklace that said Louis and a diaper.

Louis was too cute not to adopt, so Sarah adopted him with her husband Peter. Sarah and Peter knew nothing about Louis.  It was the third night after Louis's adoption, when things started getting a little weird.

It was a typical Tuesday evening. Peter brought home spaghetti and Sarah was still at the office. Peter has fed little Louis some mashed potatoes and put him in his white crib. Peter crept down the stairs, careful not to wake up the sleeping baby. He met Sarah at the door and they ate.

Louis was asleep, the wind rocking his crib back and forth. A dark figure stepped through the window. He tried to snatch the child, only to be foiled by none other than the child himself.

Electricity surrounded the baby, at this point Louis was awake. He started to coo and giggle, while the intruder screamed in pain.

"HOLY FUCK IT BURNS!" The intruder shouted, that prompted Sarah and Peter to check on their innocent son.

The man jumped out the window and fled the scene. Sarah and Peter stood in the doorway, looking at their boy. He was glowing. They knew he was anything but ordinary.

Time Jump: Frat Boy Louis; Junior Year

"NIALL! GIVE ME SOME SHOTS!" An already drunk Louis screamed over the music. A blunt in one hand and a speaker controller in the other.

He eventually figured out that Niall had gone upstairs with some guy named Shawn. Louis was very drunk, he felt like doing some justice tonight. So he went upstairs to his police scanner and turned it on.

"We have reports of a semi-naked man running through Wellington Park; code 69, I repeat code 69." The police scanner spoke out.

"Well this'll be a fun mission!" Louis got out his suit. It was blue with a green LT in the front, and trademarked on the ass. A golden hockey mask covered his face. He had many names: The Green Vigilante; Blue Boy; The Golden Bitch (according to the po-po); and Louis's favorite Tommo the Tease. No one called him that, sadly.

He jumped out the second story window, and flew to Wellington. There he saw an almost naked man, face covered with a black bandana and penis covered by tightly whiteys.

"Green eyes, and chocolate curly hair, also a seemingly solid 10 inches. I'll remember that when I tell the police."

Louis flew in front of the almost naked man. They both stared at each other. Finally Mr. Not-So-Teenie-Weenie spoke up.

"Hello there Mr. Vigilante sir, it's a pleasure to meet you. I admire your work, and the suit really compliments your butt." He said as he shook Louis's hand.

"Uh, I'm sorry what? You're a bank robber! You're supposed to be scary, or have a mustache or something! Also tighty whiteys, REALLY? This isn't the gay bar down the street sweetie. Plus briefs are the superior underwear." Louis sassed.