Félix walks into his hotel room but he gets the wrong one.....
Chicken George is in another hotel room enjoying himself. Completely innocently, of course.
You sit beside him.
Félix attempts to do a sexy walk towards you, but trips and falls.
It's such a shame; the walk was so, so sexy.
Félix recovers quickly and moves to sit beside you.
"Ew!" you say, scrunching up your ugly face.
"Hi Félix," Chicken George says, dropping his wrist in an elegant manner and wiggling his fingers excitedly.
You copy this movement and try not to think of what they could do.
How dramatic.
I write so well.
And completely unironically.
