I changed the end of the last chapter so this probably won't make much sense unless you've reread it.
Chicken George and Félix walk in, hand in hand, and kick off their Welly boots. From your position on the floor in a puddle of vegan smoothie, you realise that they must have been shlorping a vegan smoothie river earlier.
They walk towards you slowly, shlorping seductively.
Eventually they reach you, and lean down to shlorp the vegan smoothie out of your clothes. They continue to pick, shlorping up the vegan smoothie .
What was this? Was he about to shlorp you out? Everything was going too fast. You'd only just got back to the hotel room.
Chicken George's lips are inches away from yours, when suddenly you hear a voice.
"DON'T DISCRIMINATE AGAINST ME!" calls Félix childishly.
You then let them both shlorp all of you. They shlorp loudly, stimulating your shlorpiness.
Afterwards you sit on beanbags and watch some enjoyable TV together.
Shlorp shlorp shlor
