My Old Short Stories

There's an Alien in my Dressing Gown

One Day there was a girl named Luci (that's me) and she has a strange adopted brother.

One Day, I was getting ready for school. I think it's time to tell you about my brother. He's an Alien. His name is Bob. He had another brother named Fhfikhwigkbiksnhgklsbnkh, but he died from a meteor hitting his planet. Then Bob came to earth in his UFO.

One Day, Bob asked me... "Luci, Me want to come School too." ...or rather he told me and I said "Bob, do you know what will happen if anyone sees you. I will be expelled and you will be chased off this planet. Do you want that to happen because I don't?" "No, me don't, but me want to see School, Please Luci." there was silence for a moment then I said "(sigh), Ok, fine. but I decide when the best day is. Maybe there's a dress up day or something." So I went over to the fridge and I got the school calendar and looked through it until I found... "PYJAMA DAY!!! That's when you'll go!" ...the perfect day. "It's in one week."

One week later. I'm feeling the pressure. I'm wearing my monkey onesie and the thing about Bob is he can Shapeshift. So he got the body of a random child and put my dressing gown on. "There's an Alien in My Dressing Gown. I don't believe it." I laughed. It's time to go to School. I was shaking on the bus. Another thing about Bob is he can turn invisible but only for emergencies, even if he wanted to he won't be able to unless it's an emergency. I'm pretty sure Bob being chased out of this planet is an emergency. We've arrived at school.

"I think I'm going to be sick" I said quietly to Bob "No worry. It be fine" He said smiling at me. So I did the only thing I could, Force out a smile. I really like school. I saw my best friend Momo. "Hi Luci, who's your friend?" "Oh, hi Momo" I said with a worried smile. "this is um. My foreign buddy from..." my dressing gown had red checks on it so I immediately said "...Scotland. He's from Scotland, aren't you... Jessie." "Aye." That means yes. One thing about Bob is that he can talk any language that was ever spoken. Today, we have two lessons every session and we only have two sessions. First for today is English. Not like grammar and stuff like that. Oh no, this is speaking English .

I do like English but Bob is not good at it. Which is why I have an idea. My class walked into the class room and I quietly said to the teacher "Miss, my Scottish friend has a sore throat so can he just listen today please?" "Well, ok just for today" "Thank you Miss." Our English teacher is Miss Kittle though some people call her Miss Little because she's kinda short. English went really well. Next lesson is maths which I'm kinda worried about, because Bob is too good at maths. What if the teacher asks questions .

Our Maths teacher is Mr Horniball but some people call him Mr Hannibal because he's really weird and strict. I'm glad to hear that Mr Horniball said it's review today. Mr Horniball asked Bob some questions but it was ok. I thought it was going to go much worst. "Maths is pretty boring." "What was that young lady" "Oops did I say that out loud, Sorry Mr Hanni.. I mean Horniball." Next is Lunch. I thought lunch was going to be the easiest one because all me and Bob had to do was hide until the next the bell goes.

We go and hide behind a tree at the back of the oval and eat our lunch. I have a Chicken Sandwich and Bob has a moon pie from the actual moon. What we didn't know is that we were being watched by my worst enemy, Katherine. "Is being an alien fun?" I asked "Well..." but before Bob could answer anymore, Katherine jumped out from behind the tree and yelled "Ha got you! I knew he was an alien! I'm telling Mr Dickens!" and off she ran we ran as fast as we could after her but we couldn't catch up. Mr Dickens is our Principle though some people call him Mr Charles Dickens because he likes stories about sad stuff.

We kept running even though we would never catch up to Katherine. When we were half way across the oval I looked behind me and Bob wasn't there. "Bob?!" I called "Yes!" Bob had turned invisible and had taken the dressing gown off, this was an emergency. When we got to the end of the oval I found myself in the middle of what must have been thirty police. "Luci, we have you surrounded. Where is the alien!" yelled a police. "I don't know!" I yelled back. I signaled behind my back to Bob to 'go'. I felt Bob Squeeze my hand then let go. Bob was gone. A police came up behind me and put me in cuffs. He took me to the police car. As I was walking there I saw Katherine standing with a very angry Mr Dickens. Katherine as making an evil smile at me and Mr Dickens was holding up a piece of paper that said 'You're expelled'. My eyes filled up with scared and sad tears. This is the worst day ever. I've been expelled from the best school ever, I'm about to go to prison and on top of all that I may never see Bob again.

We arrived at the prison. They took me into the interrogation room. We talked for a while. "Where is the alien?" and I said "He's got a name you know. It's Bob. Let me out of here so I can go find my brother!!!" "So, He's your brother, is he?" "Yes, he's my adopted brother. Let me out!!!" Another police came into the room. "John, take her to the cell." Then he said to me "Let us know when you want to tell us where the alien is." "BOB!!!" I yelled back at him. The guy who came in took me to a prison cell. As soon as the guy threw me in the cell and walked away I started crying. Until I felt someone touch my hand "AAAAAAAAAhhhh!!!" I screamed until I felt someone put a finger over my lips and say "Shhhhhh. It me, Bob." "Bob? Bob!" I hugged him. He just put my dressing gown back on so I could see where he was. "How did you get here?" and Bob answered "Me not leave. Me follow you. Me always be hear. Come, we go." "my eyes filled up with tears again. "Go where?" I said "We're both wanted criminals." Bob said "We go my home. Space." I said "But Bob, I can't breathe in space. I'm a..." But before I could finish Bob put a spell on me and told me "Me give you power. You now breathe in Space. We go to Moon" "How?" I asked.

Bob told me to take his hand and hold tight. Bob then told me we're going to walk through the wall. I thought he was out of his mind. "Do you think I'm a ghost?" "No" We walked through. "Wow" it was the only word I could say. He lead me to the back of our house. He pushed a button and I suddenly saw a UFO turn visible "You had your UFO this whole time?!" We went inside. "O M Gosh." Bob turned visible again. I hugged him. "I love you, Bob." "Me love you." "Let us go." We sat down, buckled up, Bob pushed some buttons then we blasted off. Once we arrived I said to Bob "Are you sure this power will work?" "Yes, You also will not need food or water." "Ok let's go." We walked onto the moon. I couldn't help but saying "That's one small step for kids, one giant leap for Luci." I laughed. And so, Luci and Bob now have a new and amazing life and Luci became the first kid to walk on the moon. And they Both Lived Happily Ever After.

THE END