bottom harrie diaries

𝐟𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐩𝐭. 𝟐

i know it's been literal years i'm sorry- but you know what i don't really care, margaret. 😤🤧

alright hoes, let's get down to business

(to defeat the huns)

uhm so now where we left off............ 🤔

oh yeah, our baby,, the little spoon™

NARRY

if you can read my name, you don't have to guess that i love narry. they're my sons. (( but this chapter isn't about that sooo, we can wait for that one. ))

i do have a question tho

my question is........ why does everyone count harry as the masculine one in the relationship for EVERY narry book ever???

niall is probably the most masculine boy in the band, istg, you'd NEVER catch him wearing something feminine unless it was a joke or smth but wtf- why is every narry book fem!niall

like seriously, it would make more sense if you guys did this with like,, liam even, and that really says a lot. but NO, you do this with niall???

you understand that you can be lighthearted, childish, cheerful AND masculine? dominant? a top?

i don't understand how some of y'all make niall a pretty little sex doll in your stories n shit like that. it's funny cus niall would literally NEVER do that???

i mean, i'm not saying that harry would be a sex doll, but c'mon...... niall? if you're going based off looks (which MOST of the gay niall books i've seen, are), blond hair and blue eyes is only gonna get you so far-

"he hAd BiG bLuE eYes aNd aNgEliC bLonD hAir"

.......is that all u need to be a bottom or-

but real talk 👀 STOP MAKING NIALL THIS WEIRDLY SMALL PERSON. "small" as in like, physically tiny, not self assured in the slightest, helplessly weak, sad, always depressed for some reason, like,,, can't y'all just accept that niall is a happy and cheerful person? and a top?

deadass, if i had a million dollars for everytime niall wasn't depressed in a fanfiction, i'd be broke.

when did this book become "the mind of a top!niall stan"

either way, no matter what you believe, niall is a top. he's a top. he's not a bottom. he does not like it up the ass. he likes laughing as much as he likes being dominant. thank u, next.