Me:
Hey... Stalker???
Me:
Its been a few days
Me:
Not that I'm worried about you or anything...
Me:
Just kinda bored
Me:
Ig I kinda miss you
Me:
Not like... Super miss you but your company entertains me
Stalker:
Aww I missed you too
Me:
Whatever
Stalker:
So while I wasn't texting you and you were missing me... I made you a song!
Me:
Your joking
Stalker:
Well I didn't make it, my friend namjoon made it
Stalker:
Its a special song
Stalker:
*inster expensive girl*
Me:
What the actual fuck is wrong with you
Stalker:
So you liked it :)?
Me:
I kinda hated it and now I'm gonna have nightmares of this song
Stalker:
At least I know your dreaming about a song for you from me :))))))
Me:
Or I just won't sleep at all
Stalker:
That means we can text longer ig
Me:
I'm gonna drink bleach
Stalker:
So dramatic
Me:
I'm leaving
Stalker:
Where?
Stalker:
Yoongi?
Stalker:
;-;
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Me:
Hey chim
Jiminssi:
Hey yooni
Jiminssi:
What's up?
Me:
That guy is still texting me, I need help finding out who it is
Jiminssi:
What has he told you so far
Me:
He is rich, and we used to talk... Like friends ig?
Me:
Oh also he is friends with that guy jin hyung likes
Me:
I think his name is namjoon
Jiminssi:
Well, the only people I can think of off the top of my head at the moment is either taehyung or hoseok
Me:
Hm...
Me:
Taehyung and I were never really 'friends' so that leaves hoseok
Me:
But I don't remember that name
Jiminssi:
Okay, I'll do some research on him
Me:
Thanks jiminie, i owe you
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Stalker:
Hey yoongiiii, i forgot to give you your hint
Me:
Do I even want one?
Stalker:
Of course you do
Stalker:
I have many nicknames
*message from jiminssi*
Hey Yoongi, you might remember him from some nicknames I just found
Me:
Oh do you now
Me:
Care to name a few?
Stalker:
nope! Sorry yoon
*message from jiminssi*
Remember hobi? Or jhope? Either ring a bell?
Me:
Okay, I'll guess then
Stalker:
Have fun trying
Me:
What about....
Me:
Jhope?
Stalker:
I- well... Not really
Stalker:
You cheated, didn't you
Me:
Hobi? Right? Your 2 most common nick names
Me:
Yeah, I did cheat hoseok
Stalker:
I can ruin your life min Yoongi
Me:
THEN DO IT! YOU COULD HAVE DONE IT SINCE THE FIRST DAY YOU TEXTED ME
Me:
I'm waiting
Stalker:
Yoongi, its because I like you
Me:
Then you really suck at flirting
Stalker:
No one will believe you if u tell
Me:
I know, that's why I won't tell
Stalker:
Really?
Me:
While you might be a dick I'm not gonna do that, its fucked up in my eyes
Stalker:
Wanna fuq?
Me:
SHUT THE HELL UP! but this does me I'm not doing your homework anymore
Stalker:
Okay, I get to call u pet names again
Me:
No!
Stalker:
Sorry suga(r)
Me:
End my life now
Stalker:
okayyy 😉
Me:
Good bye
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SOPE | Texting
FanficHoseok, the most popular guy in school and Yoongi the most unpopular guy in school, end up somehow texting each other one faithful day 🙃 Warning: contains swearing •3• Also kinda unedited :0 Voted #3 in sopeff Voted #8 in btstexting
