𝐛𝐭𝐬 𝟖𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 || 𝐅.𝐅

𝐟𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬

i am turning 20 in 2 days and i'm still watching barbie movies.

diana:waahh~ she can't die~
namjoon:princess,what are you doing?
diana:i'm watching "barbie and the nutcracker".
namjoon:why are you watching barbie? *laughs*
diana:i am turning 20 in 2 days and i'm still watching barbie movies,but i don't care cause i will always be a baby.

you wanna die or what?

jin:guys should we order sushi or pizza?

diana:PIZZA
hoseok:SUSHI

diana:*looks at hoseok*
you wanna die or what?

can't i just give up on everything and become a queen? oh no i already am

*diana and the guys were practicing the choreography for dionysus*
jungkook:ugh i'm so tired
taehyung:me too
diana:can't i just give up on everything and become a queen? *stops for a moment and thinks* oh no i already am.

i once ate a mosquito

interviewer:so diana,what is the most bizarre thing you have ever done?
diana:i once ate a mosquito when i was little.
interviewer:how did you eat a mosquito?
diana:with my mouth...?
*all the boys laugh*

actually these don't look like earrings
it looks like bus straps.

stylist:diana,you have to wear these for the photoshoot.
*puts earrings on her*
stylist: these earrings are really pretty *she says with a satisfied look*
diana:actually these don't look like earrings
it looks like bus straps.

i'm gonna just leave bYe

*during an interview*
Q:what place do you go to find peace and quiet?
jimin:i go to place without luna. *said with his amazing english skills*
diana:ok then,i'm just gonna leave bYe.
*gets up and walks away with sassiness*
*everyone laughs*