hey sorry its been a while.. im just super good at procrastinating but here we go
"calum you're a dick, you know that right?" luke shouted from the bathroom.
"i wanted my hair BROWN, not fucking blue" the blue haired boy yelled chasing after calum.
"say cheese little smurf" calum said attempting to take a picture of luke but instead tripping over lukes backpack.
all luke wanted was to dye his hair brown and to get a new look since he'd started his new job at the local market, also since he met tea, but instead he ended up with dark blue hair all because he trusted his new friend calum to buy the hair dye.
"you know luke, i'd say you look pretty hot to me" calum smirked, finally getting the picture of luke.
"i look like a fucking blueberry" he exclaimed laying down on calum, hoping to suffocate him.
"calm down my child, i'm sure whoever you are trying to impress will think you look hot too." calum stated trying to cheer him up while sending the picture of luke to malia.
"who are you trying to impress anyway, there are like 5 cute girls here and 2 of them are malia and my little teapot" calum added trying to push the half naked luke off of him.
"no one" luke mumbled grabbing his glasses that flew off while he was attempting to suffocate calum.
he was trying to impress someone. that someone being tea.
it had only been about 3 days since luke met tea, and some how he managed to develop a mini crush on her, but there was no way that luke was gonna confess that to the little dick mostly because she was calum's bestfriend.
"CALUM" tea yelled, letting him know she was there.
calum gave tea a key to his apartment at little into their friendship mostly because she would stop by a lot and he was just too lazy to open the door for her.
"guess what malia told me" she said already in his refrigerator looking for food.
"malia told how small your dick was, she said michael's penis is a much nicer size than yours" tea continued.
"she did not. i already know michael told you this, tell him to screw off malia would pick my dick over his little peanut anyday" calum shot back only wearing his boxers.
"CALUM WHO'S HERE" luke shouted from the other room.
"it's just my lovely little little teapot" he shouted back
"w-what" luke stuttered while stumbling into the kitchen
"what is this, did you guys all of a sudden make a rule to not wear pants now" tea gasped covering her eyes.
"it's not anything you haven't seen before" calum slipped in
"true but what happened to blondie, he's a little blueberry now" tea laughed while eating the rest of calums pickles.
"do i look hot?" luke asked, cleaning his glasses.
"yes lucas i think you look super hot especially with those toucan underwear of yours" tea implied
"thanks they're calums"
I AM SO SORRY THIS STORY IS HORRIBLE AND ITS MOSTLY CONVERSATIONS BUT IM JUST DOING THIS FOR FUN, ALSO I KNOW I TALK ABOUT DICKS A LOT I PROMISE IM NOT OBSESSED WITH THEM OR ANYTHING OK
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tic tac l.h
Fanfiction"its so small" she gasped "just like a tic tac" lowercase intended
