So it's time for the chop chop because as it turns out, CANNIBALISM IS ILLEGAL. So Mai's all like "uguggghghgggu pwease don't kiww meeee🥺🥺😭😭😭😭" and Shikyou's all like "ga ga ga asore I don't care lol 😆😎😎😎. So she's got the axe and she about to kill her and Mai starts tripping and stuff, she sees all the people she vore and she's all like "uwwwwwwww I sowwy 😫😤😤" and they're all like "lol get yeeted out of here thot" and sWOSH. Mai is dead lol. Akari asks Shikyou to give her waifu's head back to her so she can keep it. Idk why, she probably gonna shove it in her butt or something.
So Mai wakes up and she sees Akari and she's all like "mAI MY BB I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THE REASON WHY I WAS MEAN TO WAS BECAUSE IM A COMPLEX TSUNDERE, MY SWEDI😚😋😚" And Mai is like "yAY LETS DANCE AND SING BUT I CANT SING FOR THE LIFE OF ME, MA LOVE 💖💞💗💝💘💕" then Akari's all like "mY G IT OK IMMA TEACH YOU IN A REALLY SEDUCTIVE WAY, MY SEXY 😘😘😘😘😘😘"
And then they lived hAPPILY EVER AFTER :DDDDD...jk it was all a hallucination, Mai's dead and Akari's probably default dancing on her corpse.
tHE END
