El Niño was leaning against the wall smoking a cigarette. This had become part of his daily routine; wake up, get ready for the day, than lean against the wall outside his favorite sombrero store, Tienda de sombreros, cause some trouble than go back home and attempt to catch some Z's. Nothing special. His day was going pretty average until this annoying three eyed girl came over to him. He hated her guts. or atleast told that to himself. With her stupidly cute dark brown puppy eyes, the fact she wore a sweatshirt in 100 degrees heat while he would burn up wearing a freaking T-shirt, and how emotional she was. God her eyes would change colors everytime he blinked. One second it's all good and they were a shade of neon highlighter yellow than the next they were the color of a cigarette bud. He'd grown used to her stupidity and how much of an emotional wreak she is since he's known her for about a year. They met at a Taco place down the street, but the story isn't really worth telling. Sure it's a good memory for her but it's the worst day of his life for him but yet the best day. She somehow convinced him to date her, which was the biggest mistake of his life. I mean he could just break up with her and get it over with but did he really want to?
"Ash ashy Asher! Can you hea-"
He cut her off with a kiss, he just couldn't resist. Sadly, she pushed him off.
" Ew you taste like cigarettes. You really need to stop smoking! Also you still don't answer my question Ash-"
"Okay first of all, Shut up. I'm the most feared Mexican Serial killer in the world and Mexican Serial killers don't get called by their names by stupid girls like you. Second, I told you to call me El Niño like everyone else. Fnally, go away. I'm trying to enjoy a cigarette and your presence is bothering me. Now shoo before I use you as an ash tray."
He blew cigarette smoke in her face with a half smile and took another drag of his cigarette. She gagged on the smoke, even though it had been four months she wasn't accustomed to the cigarette smoke. She would always be in another room or far away from him, she just despised the smoke so much. She was getting tired of this kind of stuff so she hit the cigarette out of his mouth and stomped on it. He looked at her with a puzzled expression but her's was quite the opposite. Her eyes were amber colored and he felt like he was about to become the ash tray instead of her.
"Stop being a meanie and listen to me! I just wanted to know if you had anytime to spare so we could go see a movie tonight but you won't let me talk!"
El Niño rolled his eyes. Why did his girlfriend have to be so ridiculous. What was she going to do, drag him to see a freaking movie about sunshine and rainbows? Typically Ocuil. He sighed.
"I swear if it's another movie-"
"No it's not about unicorns and rainbows 'El Niño' it's about some creepy serial killer and I picked this movie FOR YOU! Before you ask another dumb question it's about this guy named Jeff the Killer and I thought you would like it."
She crossed her arms and looked up at him and stared right into his eyes. El Niño smiled a bit. Maybe she was worth keeping around, after all it was fun seeing her like this. That was one of the very few things he liked of maybe even loved if you about her, if you want to be dramatic here. He soon got snapped back to reality when he felt a pinch on his arm.
"What was that for," he tilted his head with a blank expression.
"For being a dummy and giving me that 'I'm not listening to anything your saying' smile, so you in or not?"
"Fine. As long as you buy me a box of cigarettes."
She smirked and pulled a pack out of her backpack.
"I always come prepared, El Niño," she laughed, "well I'll see you tonight! I'll pick you up at 6 on the dot so got better be prepared! So bye I love you Ashy!"
Before he had time to protest since she called him the wrong name she gave him a kiss on the check and skipped off into the distance. His face felt all hot and he held the spot, like he always did and the butterflies flew around rapidly. He never got how a simple kiss on the check could leave him speechless. He adjusted his sombrero and lit a new cigarette trying to forget what just happened. As he inhaled the thick smoke, the butterflies soon began to die off and slowly his face went back to normal.
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El Niño (Oc X Jeff the Killer)
HumorEl Niño, (belongs to @bagelbabey) is the most feared and serial killer through Mexico and the edgiest. He's cold and unforgiving for the most part and wears Peppa Pig Boots he stole from a 5 year old. What happens when you mix Mexican's most wante...