Detective Obama: Space Police

Mr. Klean bleached my dog

I rush to my space police car with new information of mr Cleans next location of attack. Detroit. Upon reaching I saw then surreptitious, slippery, sneaky man. Towering above the city he yells "The new magic eraser can clean up stains 5x better the conventional cleaning products" while smashing down a nearby skyscraper. I charge at him and say "prepare to meet your maker mr klean". He responds"With the tickle of my pickle and the word of my say, all the minorities will be cleansed away, the place will be nice and the place will be white, and there will be no black people here in the night". Unprepared for his unbelievable smooth flow I am launched into the ground. I rush behind cover as He shoots a lightning bolt, disintegrating 2 people infinity war style. One of them comes up to me with his last words and says "mr Obama I don't feel soo good". Recollecting myself I prepare to say the sickest flow ever recited. I come out of cover; "now listen here you mr Klean, you might have the sickest bars ever seen, but with the use of my insane double cheek clap, I'll wip out my glock shoot you with the strap". Enamored by my attempt he replies "not bad obama you are now quite good, you spit out good bars like you definitely should, but My patented cleaning products are stronger than that, I'll clean up this city and another after that"