561.
Interviewer: Any rumours you boys want to clear up from twitter? Coz twitter is the home of bunch of just made up nonsense
Luke: We are dating each other
Interviewer: That's cleared up
Calum: We're not...
Luke: We're not?
562.
Interviewer: Any crazy thing a fan has done to you guys while you've been on tour?
Ashton: We had some uh- we had male strippers go to the house-
Interviewer: Really?
Ashton: Um we didn't let them in.
Luke: Yeah the fans did it.
563
Interviewer: You think you're gangster but you're not
Calum: What?
Interviewer? You like imaginary dollar bills
Interviewer: You're very hairless and you have talented eyebrows.
Calum: I'll agree with that.
564
Interviewer: What time is it rignt now in Australia.
Ashton: 4am
Calum: No, it would be.
Ashton: No, you've got this.
Ashton: It's 11 hours behind.
Calum: Yea, it would be like 6am or something.
Interviewer: 8am
Michael: Look what you've done.
Ashton: We look like idiots
565
Interviewer: Who is the most likely to date a fan?
Michael: Thats like all of us
Michael: A fan is like a normal person
566
Luke: The finger test, that sounds wrong.
Interviewer: Have you ever broken a boner- BONE, Im sorry.
567
Interviewer: you guys have some crazy fans there are people lined up outside the building like crazy
Michael: Theres so many people, as we came in there was jsut like people everywhere the line was ridiculous.
568
Interviewer: What do you do to the girls? They all cry.
Ashton: Its just the music is really bad and theyre like "AHH MY EARS!! Turn it of!"
569
Interviewer: In a years time what do you hope for?
Michael: I hope Im not bald.
570
Inter: If you meet a perfect girl, which is the song that you would like to dedicate her?
Michael: Mine is gonna be "My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion" Im just gonna go hard and tell the gilr I wanna marry her
