The To Do List

One

I wish I had a boyfriend. I wish he lived in the wardrobe on a coat

hanger. Whenever I wanted, I could get him out and he'd look at me the

way boys do in films, as if I'm beautiful. He wouldn't speak much, but he'd

be breathing hard as he took off his leather jacket and unbuckled his jeans.

He'd wear white pants and he'd be so gorgeous I'd almost faint. He'd take

my clothes off too. He'd whisper, Tessa, I love you. I really bloody love

you. You're beautiful – exactly those words – as he undressed me.

I sit up and switch on the bedside light. There's a pen, but no paper,

so on the wall behind me I write, I want to feel the weight of a boy on top

of me. Then I lie back down and look out at the sky. It's gone a funny

colour – red and charcoal all at once, like the day is bleeding out.

I can smell sausages. Saturday night is always sausages. There'll be

mash and cabbage and onion gravy too. Dad'll have the lottery ticket and

Cal will have chosen the numbers and they'll sit in front of the TV and eat

dinner from trays on their laps. They'll watch The X Factor, then they'll

watch Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? After that, Cal will have a bath and

go to bed and Dad'll drink beer and smoke until it's late enough for him to

sleep. He came up to see me earlier. He walked over to the window and

opened the curtains. "Look at that!" he said as light flooded the room. There

was the afternoon, the tops of the trees, the sky. He stood silhouetted

against the window, his hands on his hips. He looked like a Power Ranger.

"If you won't talk about it, how can I help you?" he said, and he came

over and sat on the edge of my bed. I held my breath. If you do it for long

enough, white lights dance in front of your eyes. He reached over and

stroked my head, his fingers gently massaging my scalp.

"Breathe, Tessa," he whispered.

Instead, I grabbed my hat from the bedside table and yanked it on

right over my eyes. He went away then.

Now he's downstairs frying sausages. I can hear the fat spitting, the

slosh of gravy in the pan. I'm not sure I should be able to hear that from all

the way upstairs, but nothing surprises me any more. I can hear Cal

unzipping his coat now, back from buying mustard. Ten minutes ago he

was given a pound and told, "Don't talk to anyone weird." While he was

gone, Dad stood on the back step and smoked a fag. I could hear the

whisper of leaves hitting the grass at his feet. Autumn invading.

"Hang your coat up and go and see if Tess wants anything," Dad says.

"There's plenty of blackberries. Make them sound interesting."

Cal has his trainers on; the air in the soles sighs as he leaps up the

stairs and through my bedroom door. I pretend to be asleep, which doesn't

stop him. He leans right over and whispers, "I don't care even if you never

speak to me again." I open one eye and find two blue ones. "Knew you were

faking," he says, and he grins wide and lovely. "Dad says, do you want

blackberries?"

"No."

"What shall I tell him?"

"Tell him I want a baby elephant."

He laughs. "I'm gonna miss you," he says, and he leaves me with an

open door and the draught from the stairs.