NO SUGAR IN MY DAMN COFFEE!

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No! Just no!

When my coffee is fucked up, my day is fucked up -_- There's no fuckin sugar for my fuckin coffee.  No sugar for coffee = no sugar for life which means EVERYTHING IS JUST FUCKIN BITTER, DAMNIT!!!!

So I tried honey in my coffee.... AND NOW MY COFFEE TASTES LIKE IT'S CONFUSED!  God damnit.... Fuck today. Just fuck today! My coffee wants to taste salty,  because I put honey in it,  so I'll shall be salty today!

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