Winnie the Pooh

Sobrang ingay sa classroom namin dahil ang topic na ituturo namin ngayon is about cannibalism

"My God Cannibalism!?"

"Hala? Nakakadiri yun diba?"

"Okay class keep quiet"ani ng aming guro  hinampas yung teachers desk

Our room was filled with silence matapos hampasin ni ma'am ang teachers desk"Kilala niyong lahat si winnie the pooh,right?"she asked

"Yes ma'am!" sigaw naming lahat

"Well then,who's winnie the pooh and what's his personalities?"nakangiting saad nya

All of us answered;

"He's a honeybear ma'am"

"He's Friendly"

"He's kind"

"He likes Honey ma'am"

"Okay class,All of your answers are correct,except of he's a honeybear"Ani niya nagtaka kaming lahat

I raised my hand and asked because of my curiosity"Eh ano siya ma'am?"

"Very good question Lourdes!"nakangiting saad nya "Remember our topic is about cannibalism?"dagdag nya

"You mean he's a human cannibal ma'am?"

"Yes!"kinuha niya ang cellphone nya mula sa bulsa nya at may pinakitang lirtrato samin,"See that's winnie the pooh" saad nya,habang nakaturo sa litrato ang hintuturong daliri nya

"Hala!?"

"Bakit siya naging ganyan?"

"Because of love"sagot ng aming guro,"Yes winnie is a cannibal but he's kind and friendly pero di siya kumakain ng tao"dagdag nya

My one classmate asked raised his hand and asked"Bat sa litrato may kinakain siyang tao?"

"Here's the story"matapos na bitawan ni ma'am ang katagang iyon,nakuha niya ang attention naming lahat"Winnie is a kind and friendly human cannibal,mas pinili nyang kumain ng hayop kesa tao,dahil sa isang babae,Isang babaeng nagpapatibok ng puso nya,dahil sa babaeng yun kumakalma na siya at di naisipang kumain ng tao"

"Pero bakit sa litrato kumakain siya ng tao?"

"Isang cannibal din yung kinakain niya sa litrato hindi lang basta tao"sagot ng aming guro

Dahil tutol ang kalahi nya na makipagrelasyon siya sa isang normal na tao imbes na kainin niya ito,hanggang dumating sa point na kailangan niyang kalabanin ang lahat para malisan niya ang lugar nila"Our teacher take a deep breath

"Did he survive ma'am?"

"Nasan yung babae ma'am?"

"The girl survived,But winnie didn't" tumango siya

"Ano yung pangalan ng babae ma'am?"I asked

"Her name is Angelica"she responded

"Saan mo nakuha ang litrato ma'am?"

Suddenly the bell rang,"Okay class,Bukas ulit,class dismissed,goodbye everyone!"ani niya

"Good bye ma'am Angelica"bati naming lahat

"I was stunned and froze in shock as i watched ma'am walked out of our classroom,Wait the girl is our teacher?"

(Fictional Story)
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