Hercules : Yeah, I'm a demigod, child of the Big Three
Percy : oh, yeah? Me too
Hercules : well, when I was just a baby I strangled two snakes with my bare hands
Percy : ah, I know what you mean. My mum freaked when I did that.
Hercules : I fought the Nemean Lion.
Percy : No way! Same! I was, what, fourteen?
Hercules : I've fought a hydra.
Percy : dude, same. Although I wouldn't have been able to oil it without Clarisse, but still.
Hercules : I hunted down Artemis' sacred deer.
Percy : oh, my friend did that. Chasing deer isn't really my thing.
Hercules : oh.... well..... ahh..... I fought this massive boar once.
Percy : i think I fought its girlfriend! It was a few days before I fought Kronos.
Hercules : *sweats nervously* this one time, I cleaned a stable that hadn't been cleaned for thousands of years.
Percy : riiiiiiiight. I heard a nymph helped you with that. I used my own powers. *raises eyebrow*
Hercules : I ——
Percy : Dude. I could go on all day.
Hercules : *flustered* I fought AMAZONS ——
Percy : Been there.
Hercules : The Minotaur ——
Percy : done that. I was twelve.
Hercules : I.... uh..... I've.... been to the Underworld and back!!
Percy : Man, I'm so sick of that place. I've been there like four times.
Hercules : uhhhhh..... i........ *heavy breathing*
Percy : we done here?
Hercules : *triumphant grin* I WAS OFFERED IMMORTALITY
Percy : Yeah, I turned mine down because I liked this girl....
Hercules : *jumps into the river styx*
Percy : I survived that!
Hercules : *jumps into Tartarus*
Percy : AND THAT
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