Percy Jackson vs Hercules

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Hercules : Yeah, I'm a demigod, child of the Big Three

Percy : oh, yeah? Me too

Hercules : well, when I was just a baby I strangled two snakes with my bare hands

Percy : ah, I know what you mean. My mum freaked when I did that.

Hercules : I fought the Nemean Lion.

Percy : No way! Same! I was, what, fourteen?

Hercules : I've fought a hydra.

Percy : dude, same. Although I wouldn't have been able to oil it without Clarisse, but still.

Hercules : I hunted down Artemis' sacred deer.

Percy : oh, my friend did that. Chasing deer isn't really my thing.

Hercules : oh.... well..... ahh..... I fought this massive boar once.

Percy : i think I fought its girlfriend! It was a few days before I fought Kronos.

Hercules : *sweats nervously* this one time, I cleaned a stable that hadn't been cleaned for thousands of years.

Percy : riiiiiiiight. I heard a nymph helped you with that. I used my own powers. *raises eyebrow*

Hercules : I ——

Percy : Dude. I could go on all day.

Hercules : *flustered* I fought AMAZONS ——

Percy : Been there.

Hercules : The Minotaur ——

Percy : done that. I was twelve.

Hercules : I.... uh..... I've.... been to the Underworld and back!!

Percy : Man, I'm so sick of that place. I've been there like four times.

Hercules : uhhhhh..... i........ *heavy breathing*

Percy : we done here?

Hercules : *triumphant grin* I WAS OFFERED IMMORTALITY

Percy : Yeah, I turned mine down because I liked this girl....

Hercules : *jumps into the river styx*

Percy : I survived that!

Hercules : *jumps into Tartarus*

Percy : AND THAT

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