Athena : old enough to not give a schist
Demeter : so old I don't even care anyone
Ares : I'm so old I fought for the union
Hestia : in god-years that wasn't so long ago
Ares : well, fine. I fought in ww2
Hestia : that's even more recent
Ares : gods dam it! What year are we in!?
Hades : I'm so old I went to the same high school as your mum.
Athena : are you serious
Hades : *high fives nico*
Chiron : I'm so old I trained Achilles—
Hades : excuse me sir
Hades : did you not see the word "gods"
Hades : not "unicorns"
Chiron : but I'm not a uni—
Hades : someone take this unicorn out
Poseidon : but he trained my kid
Zeus : same
Aphrodite : same
Athena : same
Hades : but he's not a god
Poseidon : HES a unicorn
Chiron : I'm actually a—
Zeus : he's a Pegasus! Look at his wings!
Hades : those are his ears, Zeus.
YOU ARE READING
My Fandoms related stuff + ask the seven or anyone else
General FictionPercy Jackson, Heroes Of Olympus, Hunger Games, Divergent, Trials Of Apollo, Kane Chronicles, Magnus Chase and Harry Potter related stuff Have fun reading!
