To gods: how old are you

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Athena : old enough to not give a schist

Demeter : so old I don't even care anyone

Ares : I'm so old I fought for the union

Hestia : in god-years that wasn't so long ago

Ares : well, fine. I fought in ww2

Hestia : that's even more recent

Ares : gods dam it! What year are we in!?

Hades : I'm so old I went to the same high school as your mum.

Athena : are you serious

Hades : *high fives nico*

Chiron  : I'm so old I trained Achilles—

Hades : excuse me sir

Hades : did you not see the word "gods"

Hades : not "unicorns"

Chiron : but I'm not a uni—

Hades : someone take this unicorn out

Poseidon : but he trained my kid

Zeus : same

Aphrodite : same

Athena : same

Hades : but he's not a god

Poseidon : HES a unicorn

Chiron : I'm actually a—

Zeus : he's a Pegasus! Look at his wings!

Hades : those are his ears, Zeus.

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