Mega Man Head Cannons

Vines Part One

Vile: I don't need friends they disappoint me.
*strikes pose*
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Zero to Vile: Okay would you rather kill X-
Vile: Yes kill X.
Zero: ..:I didn't say the other option yet-
Vile: I don't care, kill X.
X: Starting to feel a little unsafe here.
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*Sigma tries to kill X*
Zero: NOT ON MY WATCH!
*Slams hands on the ground*
Zero: NOT. ON. MY. WATCH.
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Vile: I'm in this dumbass HQ with these dumbass people.
X: Hey!
Vile: Hey.
Vile whispering: fuckin bitch.
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X: *screams into jar and closes lid*
X: Everything is fine now.
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X: *falls through ceiling*
Zero: Hey X.
X: Hey Zero.
X:....That hurt.
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Zero: *Hiding behind corner*
*X walks by*
Zero: AHH!
X: Ahh! Stop! I could have dropped my croissant!
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*Zero driving*
Zero: Road work ahead? Uh, yeah I sure hope it does.
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X: Pepsi bottle?
X: Coca Cola glass?
*pours Pepsi into coke glass*
X: I don't give a heck.
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X: *Gives Zero an empty Sub Tank*
X: Hey Zero, you want some?
Zero: THIS BITCH EMPTY
*Throws into a crowd*
Zero: YEET