The Princess And The Snake (Sir Pentious x Charlie)

The Snake

Charlie kept dodging loads of explosions from the fight. She doesn't know how long she keep dodging bombs and being noticed. After all that, changing place-to-place, she started to get a little bruises on her knees, elbows, and a little bruise on her cheek.

Charlie: *grunt* How did I end up in this situation?! I need to get back home! But how, though?

Cherri: *flew near the rock that Charlie was hiding* AAHH!! *grunt* *spots her* What the- Charlie?! What the fuck are you doing here?!

Charlie: I came here to know what's going on. But it turns out, it's just you and Sir Pentious, doing your usual turf-wars.

Cherri: Gotta problem with that, Princess?

Charlie: No!

Cherri: Ok, then. How 'bout this? I'll help sneak out of here, and you don't get your-royalty-ass-self into these turf-wars again. Ok?

Charlie: Ok. And that just sounds offensive on calling me a "royalty-ass".

Cherri: That's not an insult. *sees a bomb with Sir Pentious's logo* LOOK OUT!! *pushed Charlie from the explosion*

Sir Pentious: Come on out Cherri!! Are you started to feel weak and scared to continue to fight me?!

Cherri: *peaked her head it the rock* Fuck you, you cold-blooded bitch! I ain't afraid of you! Take this! *threw a medium-size bomb near him*

Sir Pentious: HA! You missed!

Charlie started to get nervous. She looked to the side of the rock she and Cherri were hiding and saw the snake holding a ray-gun and four Egg Bois next to him with their weapons, then back at Cherri.

Charlie: Holy crap! There are so many Egg Bois around here! Some of them might be able to spots us.

Cherri: Well, they know I'm here, they just don't know you're here.

Charlie: And is he really trying to take over Hell? Even though my family rules it, and me as the future ruler?

Cherri: Uh-huh.

Charlie: Oh my, god! Is that why you're always in a turf-wars with him?

Cherri: Sort of. I just do it to blow stuff up and get a little respect.

Charlie: Oh. *looked back at the snake*

Cherri: *holds another bomb* Ok, I'm going to throw this, and when I do, you run as fast as you can from here. Ready? Go! *threw the bomb*

Right when Charlie looked back and start running, Sir Pentious saw her running from where Cherri was at. A smirk appeared from his face. A new plan came to his head.

Sir Pentious: We'll be back Cherri Bomb! *under his breathe* And we'll come back for the further ruler of Hell.

Cherri: See ya later, douche bags! HA!

Sir Pentious and his minions went aboard on the ship and flew away. Then Egg Boi #77 asked their boss.

Egg Boi #77: Why are we leaving boss? We just had her! *gets slammed in the face by his tail*

Sir Pentious: We are coming back. But not for Cherri.

Egg Boi #69: We're not? Then why do we need to come back for?

Sir Pentious: *picks up a picture of the Magne Family with Charlie and her parents* We are here to see a princess. *evil smirk and glare*