K so the first ""chapter" is every girls problem...
BOYS.
Ya they might be cute or hot but they could be a pain in the ass.
They flirt with every flipping girl they see, and think every single girl has a crush on them. Their cocky as hell and think their better than everyone else. Like no I don't like u and food is 100000x better than u.
They are so clueless when u do everything u possibly can do to show them that u like them.
I hate when their so sweet to u in person or in text but when their with their friends u are a worthless piece of trash.
So like next time u want to talk to me when I'm with my friends I'm going to give u the finger and walk away with my crew.
Even thought I want a real relationship I'm happy I don't have to deal with one.
Also the things I like in a real man is
1. Smart because if ur smart u can get a job and get money to fill my fridge up. Jk actually no I'm not.
2. Funny because he can make me happy when I'm sad or crack a joke at the best times.
3. Also respectful to me and my family. Like I'm not letting him step all over me and yell at me when he is in a pissy mood.
YOU ARE READING
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RandomRead this or not I just need to rant to something other than my friends.