Relatable Rants

When im Sick

I'm as sick as a dog, actually that doesn't make sense because dogs aren't sick duh.
But seriously ( I don't know how to turn off bold so this rant is going to be all bold) when I get sick I get sick for life -.-

And even if I wipe with the softest Kleenex ever it looks like I wipe my nose with a damn saw. I also look ugly af and eat nothing so I lose 5 billion pounds.

This rant made no sense idegf