Willing and Wedgie

Intro

"Max, Stop I have to narrate the story!"
"Lier, I know this is just the intro Willy *BOUNCE*."
"Come on! I still got a explain stuff in the intro like not having parents and stuff, and don't call me Willy! Ow, LET GO!"
"No way little bro you lied and this what happens to liers *PULL*."
"When Marc gets home I'm totally telling you wouldn't let me intro the story."
"Oh telling bigger brother on your big brother, Not cool, hmmm well since your telling on me anyway *hangs brother on coat hook* and I'll get your little friend Danny when he gets here too."
Well as I hang by my Pikachu briefs off the ground feeling my undies perfectly snug in all the right ways other than my oldest brother being my and my other older brothers caretaker my best friend Daniel aka "Danny" often getting wedgies because of me but not enjoying them as I do also I love wedges and only my oldest brother and best friend know about my absolute love of wedgies.
Now I'm going to enjoy my hanging wedgie, it feels soooo good.
*whispers(Don't tell Willy but everyone knows about his "secret" love of wedgies shhh.)*